GaGa Has A New Man?
Okay, real or undead, Lady Gaga apparently finally has a man! And might I add he is SEXAI. Thank God she can quit with the possibly bi/possibly try/possibly non/sexual thing and just MOVE THE FUCK ON. Here she is, snapped by TMZ with her boy toy, Vampire Diaries hottie Taylor Kinnie. Come on GaGa, we all need to get a little. Ray Charles saw this coming. TMZ says that they've been dating since he guested with her on the You And I video.
Way to go Gaga, and Taylor! I'm just proud that you own a step-stool high enough to get to the top of her platforms! Or is it scaffolding? Whatever, doesn't matter. Congrats to the happy (unconfirmed) couple and I hope you can keep Gaga's no-pants stance to a minumum. Team ERRYBODY NEED TO GET SOME!!
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This guy would be the product of a relationship between McDreamy and Leonardo DiCaprio. He's cute. Lucky Gaga.
Will Stefani Joanne be warbling some weird sexai song about this dewd now? With orgasmic caterwauling??? While wearing a newspaper dress with a dildo on her head?
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She hit on Askars when he did the Pap video too, it's her thing, only the Swede had no interest. I wonder what Norman Reedus' experience was with her?
I like him though, he was crazy hot on The Vampire Diaries, but he is only in a few episodes.
He is Hot, Gaga is a prety girl when she is not wearing crazy clothes and makeup.
I can honestly say I don't care who she dates.
I neither hate or like her.
GaGa, for me, is a flash in the pan who will be out of fashion in about 5 years (less if we are all lucky). I see no staying power with her.
But then again, I didn't see it with Madonna either. Sadly, how wrong I was...
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Well his strategy is working, I didn't know who he was before now!
As for this Gypsy/Romanian thing, here's something from Wikipedia because unlike Kelly Clarkson, me and W are friends!
"Gypsy may refer to Ethnic groups:
Romani people, a group widely dispersed throughout Europe
Dom people, an Indo-Aryan group
Lyuli, a Dom subgroup from Central Asia
Lom people, a group from East Anatolia and Armenia
Banjara, a group from India
Irish Travellers
Scottish Travellers
Yeniche people, a group from Europe, living mostly in Germany, Austria, Switzerland and France
Sri Lankan Gypsy people"
She is so fuckin weird and not in a good way. I just watched that marry the night video on YouTube last night cuz it kept popping up. I was like this bitch done lost her damn mind and this is coming from a former fan. Anyways, she has a hot body but I get the vibe she would transform into some creature during sex lmao or she kinda looks like a biter as well. Good luck to her new man.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:40pm.
If she just sat down with a piano, or guitar (can she play guitar?), and sang a ballad, she'd probably be alright...maybe even good. She CAN sing, I'll give her that. She should try it; I can be convinced, but I can't with her meat dresses and egg pod ejaculator outfits that just detract from her talent.
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She performed "Edge of Glory" on Stern a little while Ago, sang and played the piano. I was impressed. Supposedly she's buying a place one county down from mine.
And STOP with the Sagittarius hate! I'm one proud Archer bitch here. *draws bow* *glares around* :)
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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:00pm.
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Bingo! She has a long-term, nonfamous boyfriend that no one knows about EXCEPT EVERYONE IN NEBRASKA.
What does no one listen to me??? *cries*
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 5:59am.
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Yeah we are still pretty much living in a patriarchy, Im very dissapointed by Mikey Hollands comment. Super sexist.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 3:15am.
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Yup thats correct Romanians arent gypsies but Gypsies are called Roma so thats why there is so much confusion and because many are living in Romania but the most gypsies live in Bulgaria secondly in Hungary and on the 3rd place Romania
"In Spain, they are called gitanos, in Germany zigeuner, in Hungary cigany, in Romania tigani, in France gitanes, and many consider these terms as pejorative, but in fact this is the only way people can identify them; Romani is a new term. Moreover, in Romania, confusion between this word and Romania/Romanian (coming from Rome, Roman) can be easily created. "
And their language originates from Hindu.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Where-Do-Gypsies-Come-From-72231.shtml
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:34pm.
Hot men and not so hot women go against Mother Nature's Laws
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That's interesting, isn't it? And yet there are people who claim the world isn't owned and operated entirely by men.
If women had any real power, there would be no beauty requirements.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Romanians were gypsies on Buffy
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 3:15am.
Um, the person you are slamming with the r-word is actually the most enlightened and intelligent commenter on Dlisted. It was, like most comments, meant to be a joke. Kind of strange that you are so protective of Romanians, but have no qualms about insulting the developmentally disabled.
ETA: As well as insulting someone who bravely and openly admits to having an autism spectrum disorder.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:40pm.
If she just sat down with a piano, or guitar (can she play guitar?), and sang a ballad, she'd probably be alright...maybe even good. She CAN sing, I'll give her that. She should try it; I can be convinced, but I can't with her meat dresses and egg pod ejaculator outfits that just detract from her talent.
Totally agree. She is fabulous unplugged, but all that other business is distracting.
He looks great until you get to his mouth. The lips are fine, but the teeth/jaw structure seems all shifted to one side.
Try and line up the space in between his two front teeth with his nose. I dare you.
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Muriel Rukeyser, poet
The dude is hot. Period. IMO too hot to be straight (though not necessary by all means) which makes him a "fame monster" in this case, if u know what I'm saying.
cant stand her yelling or singing as she calls it. her lame crying acceptance speech in belfast really did it for me. what a fucking DORK! everything she wears or does HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE and people think its so cutting edge and genuis. WTF planet are these fan's on?? SHE is played out already. GO RETIRE WITH THIS DICK ALREADY,bish.
Ewwwwww......why the fuck would anyone wanna fuck that fugly freak dog Lady Caca? She is nasty and a psycho. I would seriously be concerned about either a) catching a disease no one ever heard of and/or b) have her slip something in my drink and mutilate my dick by riding or blowing or toying it weird or whatever it is psychos like her do. Wow. Nasty.
When Caca was 13, she was the ugly, bony dog no one would look at and everyone teased and Taylor Kinnie was be the 17 year old hunk and star of thr school who didnt even know she existed. Two people like that dont date - ever. So I guess money and fame really do buy it all.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
*fans self* Whoo Damn, whowhat is he and stuff??!! H.O.T. I hope this shit works for Gags and him. I believe in her FUCK YOU ALL *coughs up furballs and Romanian curses (you know he is part gypsy and shit)* =P
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I just CAN'T with those fucking teeth of hers! They're like a vortex of doom that make me keep staring at them! She stole some poor bunny's look like she steals everything else. All that $ and she can't fucking get that shit fixed? Can't.Stop.Staring.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Fucking triple post
Fucking double post.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:57pm.
LOL! I"m sure that has not a THING to do with your approach;p
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Approach? My zodiac sign has no approach because those born under my sign have the personality of a wet blanket. Thus, the envy directed at Aries :)))
Cat, GO SCRATCH!! It's kinda cool to have a Chick posting here. And, yes, there ARE Womens that think Mens are sessy..
Just sayin'
Hot men and not so hot women go against Mother Nature's Laws, unless you're a duck or a bird of paradise. I give it a couple of weeks, tops.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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This is Dlisted, right?
Why is there a post about "Gaga" that doesn't refer to her as "Caca"...are you fucking kidding me? Michael, where are you and what have they done to you?
I don't give a shit about her new man.
I love/hate the Gaga depending on my mood I guess but I read this quote where she said that people break up with her because they are jealous that she can write a song in four minutes. Maybe the real issue is that she sings some mess where she rhymes cholita with La Isla Bonita and thinks she's got a song. Anyway, it can't be easy. You will have to talk about her shoes unless you are jealous, and tell her about how great her sixth costume change of the day looks, and if you don't you are jealous. And she probably starts cutting off the money when they "get jealous" and then things get ugly.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Is it just me, or does he look like Leonardo DiCatchaho if was actually a real male with testosterone and everything??? AKA A Sexy Beast of a Man?!?!?
Ignore my stupidity - had a typo, tried to correct it, and now I'm a full-fledged, published ass...
@joanne:
but its usually these couples that get together. look at johnny depp and venessa.
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John Garfield
No one lives forever
As far as I am concerned, Lady Gaga reached her creative/commercial peak at 'Bad Romance'.
Since then, it has been downhill and she seriously needs to tone her 'act' down before she becomes one of those bad footnotes from 'Behind the Music'.
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The GaGa fans on her IMDB board said that in her song "You and I", the Nebraska she was singing about was her boyfriend of "6 long years" (quote from the song). So is this her boyfriend, or does she have a non-famous, long term boyfriend that avoids the limelight?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I've never seen someone so actively try to be ugly. Someone wrote about her days in NYU before hitting it big and I'd say she looked like a regular girl, even pretty back then. But damn, fucking stop. Grow your eyebrows back and lets have a talk. Everyone is over this is your "art" because no hoe its not. You are in a habitual state of trying (key word, trying) to one up yourself every single day. You're not that special you know, there are millions like you living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn thinking they look awesome too. /end rant/
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 8:45pm.
THAT'S what passes for hunky these days? You whores can't be serious.
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IKR? This guy has 3 poses on google images: derp, durr and cheez.
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They don't make a good couple. He is so hot and she is so not.
and although i do love my best friend to death, she can be a bit overbearing, moody, and is very much a social climber. but i believe in seeing the good in people so thats why we are still friends. its all a matter of understanding people. i used to hate virgos until i met the guy i am now dating. just saying.
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John Garfield
No one lives forever
ok i'm an aries and i am not a whore but i do tend to have a yucky mouth: but only when i'm angry. my best friend is a capi, we've been friends since JH and the love of my life is a virgo. that's right.
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John Garfield
No one lives forever
I find him cute so I hope this is bullshit.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
She totally reminds me of Thea, from a Dutch show called Theo & Thea.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
LOL, karma. The Aries is a loud, bossy WHORE bitch. The Sag is a spoiled, manipulative, conniving princess bitch who steals men away from their children.
Ya'll are fun as hell to shop with, though.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Shit, I'm not going to deny it. (total Sadge here ;) )
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:51pm.
The two biggest bitches I know are an Aries and a Sagittarius.
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They both strike me as high-maintenance individuals
The guy is very cute but he probably spends as much time primping and preening in the mirror as she does
Me a Leo.
Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:56pm.
She bores me to tears! She just does not have any charisma. I bet she sits at her computer making this crap up and bores her friends (paid hangers) with these dumb ideas. She is just a mass of boredom.
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Exactly. If she did all that attention ho bullshit but didn't pretend that she was some artsy fartsy worldly chick, I might be down. But she takes herself so fucking seriously it's so ridiculous.
Yay Lady Gaga!
He actually looks kinda normal...
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I'm a Capricorn. :)
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I don't see how any straight man could with this trick. Seriously?
Seriously!?
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