Robert De Niro's Old Ass Is A Father Again

I know Grace Hightower just wanted a kid from "rich man" Robert De Niro and what a surprise ... she did it within 1 year. Face it lady, you just got there too late. I'm sure he would have left you some money when he died. Having a 1st baby at age 42 is ridiculous and selfish. I'm not suprised if your son does have a birth defect ... shame on you, and come on Mr. De Niro, you should know better. Now you have another baby .... Do you really think that your kids want to bring 70 or 80 year olds to "parent-teacher night". Or does the nanny do that ?

Yeah lets see the fuckin picture.. Come on

DeNiro's 13 year old is moderately/severely autistic. He (or the nanny) has his hands full. Why in the world are they having another baby? It is highly unlikely it is his DNA with the prostate cancer, his age, and the fact his 13 yr old is autistic. Geez why not just adopt? I don't get it.

I have a soft spot for DeNiro because he has a son named Raphael like me :)It's such a cool name.

I could never imagine having a kid in my 20s! I was too busy with myself to even think about it. Even my 30s were spent on career stuff. I think the timing of my kids is just right.

We're trying for another.

It is such the Hollywood way....just pimp out a surrogate to have the kids for you then hand it off to a nanny to raise. Why in the hell did Deniro agree to this nonsense? He is way too old, plus doesn't he have prostate cancer? So wrong!

*grabs Precocious to hide behind bleachers and smoke cigarettes*

EWWWW! You said Head Cheese!!

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"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

miss lainey, we both have good points. :)

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 9:04pm.
misslainey, it goes both ways. Yes, you have more energy when you are younger, but people typically have more patience and are wiser from life experience when they are older. And they are usually in a better financial position. Not as old as these two, but I wouldn't say people need to have kids young.
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That is a good point, and I'm sure I would have been a different parent now at 43 than I was at 23, but my daughter tired me out even then. Up until she was about 16 I had a real bad case of the babies until I volunteered at the church nursery with newborns. I love babies, but I could not do that again. Babies are a lot of work--strollers and car seats and diaper bags. Ugh. I guess it depends on the person. I was at a wedding today and caught up with an old friend. She is 36 and has a14 y/o and a 2 y/o. Her husband wants to have another baby, but she is so tired from her little one that she told him b/c of her IUD, she can't have another one for 10 years, and she is counting on being too old by then. I can relate. I think if you can handle having a baby at 40+, do it. My hat is off to you, lol.

MK: "I wore my finest outfit which was a white turtleneck, a black chunky cardigan from Mervyn's and pleated black pants. I was dressed like an Eastern European lesbian tennis star going to a hearing to face charges of steroid abuse."

Ha, ha!!! I wonder what your hair was like.

misslainey, it goes both ways. Yes, you have more energy when you are younger, but people typically have more patience and are wiser from life experience when they are older. And they are usually in a better financial position. Not as old as these two, but I wouldn't say people need to have kids young.

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Submitted by Chola_ on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 12:29pm.
I'm 25 with a 3 year old, my fiancee wants to have another behbeh in 5 years when I hit 30.

I told his ass hell NO, I did it like the rest of the Latinas in my family; we have the behbehs early so that we can go through menopause and retirement being left the fuck alone! I am NOT trying to have a snotty ass 15 year old getting on my fucking nerves with their hormones and bullshit while I'm suffering through hot flashes and urinary incontinence
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I'm with you on that one. I had my daughter young. She isnow 20 and people constantly think we're sisters. You need to have kids when you're young. I know people in their 40s like me who are just now having kids and complaining about how tired they are. Well, duh. The plus of having kids fairly young is once they get grown, you're still young enough to do what the hell you want and still enjoy life.

Submitted by Schmoopy on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 6:54pm.
Great suggestion!
Anyone who asks an impolite question deserves a rude answer.

Ooh! I didn't know de Niro had a lovely brown wife!

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Super-ette - That blows! Ya gotta wonder what the hell is wrong with people. It would never occur to me to approach anyone with my private opinions. Yikes!

You know, and here's where my twisted and imaginative mind comes into play, you should carry a photo downloaded from the Net of a stillbirth, then take acting classes so you can cry on cue, so that the next time some insensitive bitch dares come near, well....

You can uncontrollably sob, then produce said stillbirth pic. Grab the grocery cart and shoulder-heave. That'll make 'em think twice about opening their yaps! LMAO! I'm just evil that way. It's a gift.

Submitted by Schmoopy on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 6:07pm.

co-sign on everything you say!

Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 6:17pm.

Ugh! I can believe this. You should hear the bitches I work with judging the patients in the hospital "You can't have just ONE kid, that is so selfish!" "I can't believe she is not breastfeeding, she is such a bad mom!" "Ugh, everyone should be doing Gymboree!" It never fucking stops. I know it is not all people with children, I have the COOLEST friends in the world that have kids, but what is is about some mothers that think that they have the right to heap their hang ups on others? How was it that woman's business when or if you had another fucking kid!?
They wanted me to do maternity nursing when I started because, not having a child, I can be fair and impartial to people and not judge and all that shit. I promptly shot them a HELL NAW and never looked back.

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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.

Ppl are really insensitive. I would never walk up to these two to say, “You’re too old to have another kid” – that’s what the internet is for – some old lady came up to me in the grocery store when my son was a baby to say “aww he needs a little brother, you should have another one!” I have an older kid, what if I couldn’t have another one? Or what if I just didn’t want another one?

To all those who don't want kids - ok by me. I see too much crappy parenting as it is (and I'm hardly the poster woman for TERRIFIC PARENTING!!!) but.... a lot of people just don't know how to show up for their kids. Teach them some ethics, genorosity, how to get along with others, that the world doesn't revolve around KIDS! That you can't live through your kid and that there's an adult world and a kid world and the twain shall never meet......or they shouldn't. Those are the 'good old days I long for.'

I'm so tired of dealing with women esp. who read those awful Twilight novels and try to dress like a teenager. Yuck. The private school parents are the worst. When someone asked me the other day, "What's the hardest thing about being a parent?" I answered, "Other parents." But maybe it's just where I live. I dunno. (Miami - capital of the perpetual Young Adult) Also, I work and these wealthy women always expect me to bake cookies for these fat boys and hyper girls that just don't need it. I call them the Cookie Baking Cabal or on a bad day, Cookie Baking Cunts. ;)

Go on with your childfree selves!

Love my kid but the times, they are tough.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 9:16am.
Golddigger WIN. And she didn't even have to carry the baby? Niiiiice.

These people have multiple children at advanced ages because they don't have to actually DO anything for the kids. If these bitches had to figure out who was going to feed and change the baby at night and take it school every day, they'd opt for retirement. There's a point when you're too damn old to be caring for a child.

But if you have money you just pay someone else to do that.

It's fucked up.
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You nailed it. Only thing I'd add is that maybe it's the type of publicity stunt $cientology marriages pull to get some press. A respected, honored actor who needs to prove nothing... I don't get it.

Submitted by luvmehateme on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 2:29pm
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Ha, yea, I've been told that too...
I think it's something people either KNOW they want or DON'T want. I know I do not have a desire to have a child. Finding my "soulmate" isn't gonna change that. I don't have that "maternal" need. Falling romantically inlove isn't gonna ignite that because it's 2 different things. One might be sparked by the other, but they are infact 2 different needs or wants.

Like, "romantic=love makins baby results..."Doesn't mean you're trying to Make a child as a result of it, all the time...

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 1:20pm.

Do NOT feel bad about that at all. Try being a 33 year old and a NURSE (because I am supposed to give a fuck about babies, being an ORTHOPAEDIC nurse and all) and having people tell you..."Just wait til you meet the one" when you say you don't want to have kids...ever. It NEVER stops. NEVER. So I am not surprised that DeNiro and his old ass wife are producing in their 100's. It's what most people (not you and me) want to do.

I don't go up to people and say "Why the FUCK did you have that kid?" so I would fucking appreciate it if people would not say "Awww, why don't you want babies?" to me...especially when they do nothing but bitch to me about their lives.

I even see them on shows like Millionaire Matchmaker and shit and they are like 46, and ready to "settle down" and they are meeting 45 year old women who are like "YEAHHHH! I definitely want kids! Right on!" I am always scratching my head going...um, who is going to carry these babies?

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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.

He's too fucking old to have another kid.

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She looks like Tisha Campell and not in a good way.

And I'm on team "WTF" on that chocolate potted meat lookin loaf in the post...Lmao...gross
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."

I'm 26, and I don't desire to have any children, at any point. And it's not because I'm one of those, "well the world is over populated, we live in a fucked up morally corrupt world...blah blah" I just literally do not have the instinctual urge to produce a child. And I know at the time alot of people had their children, they probably weren't thinking along the lines of having those said children at "that" particular time...because alot of us were unplanned than planned, but still at some point, alot of people like the concept of having children "one day". I don't. I don't hate on the ones who do, I just don't have that desire, it's so foreign to me. So when I see people like Robert De Niro and the Duggars, pop out kids in to their golden years, its fucking odd.

Everyone tells me, "wait until you're older..." it's like yea, buuttttt, I'm 26...realistically, and generally i have about what?8 or 9 good years of healthy production years left before theres a risk of birth defect? And I do not desire to have a living being growing inside of me, at any point, and then have it call me it's mother. It's just so foreign, weird an alien to me. Idk... But whatever, their kid will be taken care of financially I guess. So whatever...

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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."

I'm with you, Vern, I thought that was head cheese or olive loaf in that photo. I think I'm scarred for life as far as chocolate is concerned.

*dumps Christmas candy in toilet*

I'm 25 with a 3 year old, my fiancee wants to have another behbeh in 5 years when I hit 30.

I told his ass hell NO, I did it like the rest of the Latinas in my family; we have the behbehs early so that we can go through menopause and retirement being left the fuck alone! I am NOT trying to have a snotty ass 15 year old getting on my fucking nerves with their hormones and bullshit while I'm suffering through hot flashes and urinary incontinence

Bobby's wife GRACE is an awesome woman, a very good philanthropist too. I am glad they are happy-Good to see a celebrity with a normal wife and life. I really love me some Bobby D!

Oh please post the pic by the limo! Lol.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

"Now, when my ass is 68, I want to be drunk on my porch and throwing rotten lemons at the shit-nosed brats driving their stupid ugly bikes on my lawn"

Hell that just described my morning and I'm nowhere near 68.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

I believe I speak for all of us when I say "We need that picture in the header for the site".

All I see in that picture is Robert Deniro with a tranny. Are you telling me Deniro married a tranny?

Hmmmm...I remember when De Niro was promoting "Everybody's Fine", he mentionned that pretty soon his kids will be in college and that he would have a major case of the sads. I see that he's making sure that he will never be an empty nester.

Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown

Damn girl! I'm 45 and sure as hell don't want a baby around. She can pay people to do all the unpleasant stuff though and just get the hugs and kisses, so whatever. I was raised by my grandparents who were younger than these two and while I got lots of love and material security, I never had a very active lifestyle. I spent a lot of time with the Werther's crowd.

I thought that was Tisha Campbell at first. lol.

Helen Grace is so pretty. I love the name Grace but it is being overused now, mainly as a middle name.

My bff is named Scarlett Grace.

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Ok that beast needs to put a fucking strapless bra on.
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sorry, he is too fucking old to be a Dad again. Does he think he is Charlie Chaplin?

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Don't cry, now that I've found you
Don't cry, take a look around you
Don't cry, it took so long to find you
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Apparently his wife is 56, so of course they used a surrogate (and probably her eggs too). But still, why do you need a new baby when you are both near retirement age AND still have a (presumably annoying) teenage boy in the house?

I would just wait for the youngest to move out and enjoy some alone time. Travel or something. Sheesh Bob.

She's 56 so she had Elliot when she was 43. Even that's somewhat late in life.

They've been married for 14 years. I thought De Niro was still banging black models--maybe he still is? Yeah, too old to be a father--you can't do the usual fatherly things.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Old men having spawn is revolting. Okay, we get that you can still bonk.

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I love the name Grace (I agree it's been overused... the daughters of most of my friends are "[Something] Grace"); it's just pretty and simple. Helen is a bit old fashioned, but I prefer that to a lot of the shit popular names these days.

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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.

That egg looks disgusting! I thought it was some hideous meat loaf with lard bits in it. Sorry, MK. But I'm glad you got to get all Alexis Carrington and shit.

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"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

Golddigger WIN. And she didn't even have to carry the baby? Niiiiice.

These people have multiple children at advanced ages because they don't have to actually DO anything for the kids. If these bitches had to figure out who was going to feed and change the baby at night and take it school every day, they'd opt for retirement. There's a point when you're too damn old to be caring for a child.

But if you have money you just pay someone else to do that.

It's fucked up.

Nice name.

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Another perfect lol post MK. Wishing you safe and fun travels and everyone a great holiday.

I like the Helen, but Grace is getting dangerously overused these days. And I guess it's too late to beg DeNiro not to become Strom Thurmond. *sigh*

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