New Couple Alert!
I'm talking about the dog and PP. NO!!!! It looks like the cherubs have bent over and fired a fart bubble of eternal love that struck Phoebe Price and Mickey Rourke, because here they are sharing a romantic and completely private lunch in Los Angeles yesterday. Brace yourself for a tidal wave of love children that look like pieces of charred chicken cutlets with dead slug slips on 'em, because this love is going all the way. America desperately needs its own royal couple, and since Courtney Stodden and Carrot Top aren't getting together anytime soon, Mickey and PP are the next best thing. Their couple name can be Phoeckey or Chickey. It's meant to be. I am certain about this as much as I am certain that Mickey's lips are slowly exploding like a hot dog in a microwave.
Or maybe bong smoke is operating my imagination again and this is just Phoebe Price cutlet bombing Mickey's shot.
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I don't care that he is an actor - he is ugly and creepy and Chicken Cutlets can do better!
Nope, sorry - Rourke is certifiable and addicted to plastic surgery. That "face smashed by boxing" story is pure BS. His looks started to go and he was unemployable, so he had plastic discs shoved in over his cheekbones (the most horrifying example of this is in Wild Orchid, a completely pointless and insane soft-core film).
He was good looking when he was young. Now he's just horrifying. I have no idea why people idolize him so - a couple of my friends worked with him and while they said he is nice, he's also completely nuts (and ridiculously attached to that procession of little dogs).
celebs without makeup... looking like mummies... http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
shouldn't mickey be quarantined? that thing on his lip looks like the early stages of an epidemic...
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I know Mickey. He is a VERY nice guy. Extremely loyal to people he likes. I can say that I do not think he was getting cozy with PP. He's into Russian girls. Me thinks PP photo bombed him as well.
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Audieme on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:39pm.
Sorry, but, I'd run screaming from Mickey before I'd run screaming from PP. Sticker shock!
Are you kidding me? Mickey Rourke wouldn't TOUCH this thing. If you look at other sites, Phoebe came barging up to his table and he literally pushed old women and children out of the way and ran away from this thing, so as NOT to be photographed with her. Seriously, running. There are even pictures of his friends with surprised looks on their faces as he ran away!
His face in thumb 4 looks like the mask worn by Michael Myers in Friday the 13TH...
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WTF Here??! Loki, where are you and did you approve this mess??
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the guy on the side looks more excited to be in the picture than Rourke, so... i'm gonna go with that PP is carrying a plastic bag, picking up extra income by picking up, and carrying the dog's "leftovers".
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Here was my heart, all a-flutter with the thought of this perfect pairing and then it seems this bitch just shattered our joy but only popping up in the picture! Merry Christmas to you too, PP!
WOW thanks for the phoebe price fix.
And you know, at first i thought they were having lunch together, but it seems Phoebe pulled a "Ooopppss where did my pencil go?" trick.
But with the right kind of photoshot and Star Magazine headline this could read "New Hollywood Meat Power Couple, He: the beef jerky face, She: The Chicken Cutlets".
Btw Phoebe i know you're reading this :)
What did you DO WITH QWEEEN of the scene?!!!!
You invited Qweeen over for roast chicken dinner and she was never seeing again.... Please EXPLAIN!
Christmas has come early. This is amazing. Im dreaming of color coordinated outfits.
Jesus, Mickey Rourke looks more and more like the mask that Michael Meyers wears in Halloween.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 8:23pm.
And this is coming from someone who was once compared to Kathy Bates. It seemed to be code for "ugly but talented, but who cares how talented she is because she's ugly".
The ugly-but-talented are not cast as main romantic leads. They are "quirky" or psychotic or supportive motherly figures, defined by whatever service they provide to men, but they are bit players in life's rich pageant, there to make everybody else look more attractive. The idea that one could have a happy sex life, for example, is assumed to be ludicrous.
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I beg to differ. One of the most popular television series in the U.S. right now is American Horror Story. The female lead, Connie Britton, is 44 years old, and she doesn't appear to have had plastic surgery in the face and neck area. The first negative I've seen about this on dlisted (I don't read much else) was in a recent OP where a (presumed) male commenter stated that she "looks 50" and he didn't buy her apparent fecundity for her age.
Obviously, the powers that be thought the actress could pull it off. And she's certainly been portrayed as a sexual being, having had scenes involving sex with her husband, with a "man in a latex suit," and a fantasy sequence that ended with her visibly turning off her vibrator.
And this is coming from someone who was once compared to Kathy Bates. It seemed to be code for "ugly but talented, but who cares how talented she is because she's ugly".
The ugly-but-talented are not cast as main romantic leads. They are "quirky" or psychotic or supportive motherly figures, defined by whatever service they provide to men, but they are bit players in life's rich pageant, there to make everybody else look more attractive. The idea that one could have a happy sex life, for example, is assumed to be ludicrous.
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Submitted by Yoga Queefer on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:25pm.
So, do we become as shallow as men and judge them on their looks or do we insist that men judge women on the content of their character instead of stooping to their level?
Some women do break the silicone ceiling in Hollywood because they are incredibly talented (Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Bates, Rosie O’Donnell, Gabourey Sidibe to name a few).
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Option #2.
The women you named would not have to be "incredibly talented" in order to get roles if they were men. It's OK for men to look like real humans, and show age. But women are relentlessly policed for any noncompliance with the beauty standard. They even police one another.
This is not because people are shallow. It is because we live in a male-dominated society. Beauty standards are imposed on women in order to keep them hating themselves and eternally striving for crumbs of acceptance and approval.
Since we've already tried reform for about a hundred years now and we're not much better off than when we started, the next logical step would be feminist revolt.
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Mickey doesn't look like he's having any of it.
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9 1/2 weeks of anti-biotics...damn!!!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:45pm.
I've told this story before here, but I believe it bears repeating. I had a friend who went to a comedy club in Memphis one night. About five the next morning I get a call from her. She sounded agitated and I thought maybe something terrible had happened. "You're never going to believe this: I fucked Carrot Top!"
Shit, your friend is a trooper!
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@crazy: yeah...just for the freaky story to tell... LOL! Even back in the day I'd have to be hella drunk tho Ha!
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Angel, you know I was pretty wild back in the day. Maybe if I had a lot of drinks, you know, just to like experiment or whatever. To see what's it's like to do it with a really ugly somewhat famous person.
@mike: O...ummm...did I leave out the part about the cocaine and alcohol induced frenzies? Oopsie! So did he, at the time - pretty sure;p
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LOL@crazy: That's too funny...but here's the question...if you had the chance...wouldya? Mmmmmaybe in the dark. Maybe.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:20pm.
Well I don't buy it, but if it's even half true, that means he was a shit-tastic fighter. I'm unaware of any legit. boxers who have either a) horribly messed up faces, or) had obvious extensive plastic surgery.
@Yoga Queefer: Yeah, dude. Apparently he had to stop cuz he was showing signs of neurological damage...I do beweave that's when he decided to try to make peace with Hollywood. He's not very good at it but he IS working so...
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I've told this story before here, but I believe it bears repeating. I had a friend who went to a comedy club in Memphis one night. About five the next morning I get a call from her. She sounded agitated and I thought maybe something terrible had happened. "You're never going to believe this: I fucked Carrot Top!" She was all bragging about it, him being famous and all. She claimed he had a large penis, too.
She kind of looked like Courtney Stodden, also. She had big blonde hair and she wore those tank minidresses Court favors. This happened in the early nineties.
angel_i on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:20pm.
They took the cartilage out of his ear to fix his nose and I think there's metal holding his cheekbone together. I remember this from some interview where he said the only worse surgery was his hemorrhoids or some such...and he was saying at the time that he felt he'd chosen the wrong surgeon and was unhappy with the results. He also had a tonne of cuts in his face before...
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OMG. That sounds more like a train-wreck than a boxing match happened to him! Holy guacamole, batman!
Maybe his surgeon was drunk and thought he was working on his 'roid ridden ass when he plucked at his face with scalpel? =0
/barf
Migraineuse on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 5:45pm.
...and why he still gets the kind of movie roles that no woman with such a fucked up face would ever get.
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So, do we become as shallow as men and judge them on their looks or do we insist that men judge women on the content of their character instead of stooping to their level?
Some women do break the silicone ceiling in Hollywood because they are incredibly talented (Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Bates, Rosie O’Donnell, Gabourey Sidibe to name a few).
Submitted by Yoga Queefer on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:12pm.
Mickey had his face fixed becuz it was smashed to bits by boxing.
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I'd buy that excuse except for the fact that he doesn't have cauliflower ears to go along with the "Darkman" melty face.
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They took the cartilage out of his ear to fix his nose and I think there's metal holding his cheekbone together. I remember this from some interview where he said the only worse surgery was his hemorrhoids or some such...and he was saying at the time that he felt he'd chosen the wrong surgeon and was unhappy with the results. He also had a tonne of cuts in his face before...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 6:12pm.
Mickey had his face fixed becuz it was smashed to bits by boxing.
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I'd buy that excuse except for the fact that he doesn't have cauliflower ears to go along with the "Darkman" melty face. Sorry, but, even some 'light' boxing can give you some effed up ears and his ears look fine.
Dun. Dun. DUNNNNNNNNNN!
Mickey had his face fixed becuz it was smashed to bits by boxing. Jacqueline - not so much.
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Lmfao! This crazy bitch!! I bet she's sooo happy!! Love her! And Michael your description of the photos was hilarious <3.
I think it's more because Mickey has actual talent as an actor, and Jocelyn Wildenstein is (in)famous simply because of one reason: she's had 3,000 surgical procedures to make her look like a cat. People rag on Bruce Jenner all the time for having his face stretched to hell and back so I don't think it's necessarily a male/female thing, although men get more of a pass than women when it comes to looks, I'll give you that.
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YES. In thumbs #5-7, you can see PP's arm holding down that dude who was going to ruin her chances of getting into the frame. Definitely photobomb, and I love her for it.
...and why he still gets the kind of movie roles that no woman with such a fucked up face would ever get.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 5:36pm
You speak the truth. It also explains why this guy can end up shagging model after model.
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Because he's a dude, and dudes have dudely privilege, so they aren't judged nearly as harshly about their looks as women are.
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_Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 5:16pm.
Mickey is the male Jocelyn Wildenstein, yet his extensive cosmetic surgery rarely gets mentioned.
I know! Why IS that?
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PP looks proud as punch to be with somebody actually famous and talented!
Mickey was my DREAM when I was a kid. He looks like a burn victim, his face has melted into itself. And all these exsuses about the surgery being needed due to being a fighter. Please. He wasn't even that great of a fighter and he may have had a broken nose or two but all those implants and face lifts were due to some kind of fucked up vanity, not boxing.
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Mickey is the male Jocelyn Wildenstein, yet his extensive cosmetic surgery rarely gets mentioned.
They kind of make sense to me. They're both damaged and vulnerable and needy. They can dress up their dogs together and try to get photographed all day. Sounds like a love match.
Mickey Rourke Face Morph.
a freaky but kind of cool video.
for those of us who miss the old Mickey, and wonder WTF happened over the years ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p749yQew0U&feature=related
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Clint Eastwood, in his 80s, looks better than this. I don't imagine Clint as had any work done.
I'm surprised Rourke actually gets any roles. Not only his face looks like shit, he can barely move it!
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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 4:37pm.
OH MY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS!
That was freaking hilarious!
Peeps is afraid of the monster cock? HAHAHAHAHA
That's the first I've heard of Mickey's rumored pocket python. Maybe he's had some 'work' done on it?
ROTFL
Thanks for sharing the video. Totally made my day! :D:D:D