England’s Finest Rose Is Looking Fresher Than Ever

December 4, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s been 51 days since my last post about Jodie “The Body” Marsh and that’s 51 days too many without gazing at her pinched penis nose and her “fried not baked” ripple tits. The angel of the globe brought her beauty to the The Global Angel Awards in London last night and showed everyone what a Claymation Jenna Jameson would look like if it was beat in the face with a Claymation Sandra Bullock. The answer is the definition of natural gorgeousness.

Jodie sets the beauty trends (OBVIOUSLY!), so soon we’ll all be visiting our Craigslist plastic surgeons to give us a melted spade nose and chichis that look like silicone sacks are trying to hatch out of them. If Shrunken Head Guy from Beetlejuice got a makeover on The Swan, this is what it would look like. I swear, Jodie’s nose looks like a game of Jenga. I could just scream JENGA!!! at it over and over again while swatting at the hair curtain covering half of her face. Absolute perfection.

Tags: Beautifulest, Excuse My Beauty, International Treasure, Jodie Marsh, Marky Mark

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