ScarJo Hates Blake Lively
The bland bitch battlefield is lukewarming up! ScarJo told Cosmo in their latest issue that marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best thing she's ever done in her entire life, but they barely spent time together and moving on was the right thing to do. Blah, blah, blah, burp, blah, blah, blah. But some source tells UsWeekly that ScarJo hasn't moved on and is a member of the "I Don't Want To Fuck Him, But I Don't Want Any Other Trick To Fuck Him Either" club. Apparently, ScarJo is not happy that Blake Lively is screwing on her leftovers and now she's having doubts about leaving him. The source put it like this:
"Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was."
The source went on to say that Ryan would've reunited with ScarJo, but she ruined things forever when she tainted her parts with Sean Penn's prune dick.
So what to believe? The words that came out of ScarJo's mouth to a magazine or the words from a question mark to a weekly tabloid? Or do you not want to waste any of your "give a fuck" rations on this. Yeah, the third option is the winner. Don't get me wrong, I roll out of bed in the morning for a good catfight, but this is not one of those. Sucking off a snowman would be more exciting than witnessing these two fight. Watching ScarBore and Blake NotSoLively fight over Ryan Reynolds would be like watching a rutabaga and a piece of jicama fight over cauliflower. And yes, I've seen a rutabaga and a piece of jicama fight over cauliflower thanks to a few bong hits. (SPOILER ALERT: the rutabaga always wins)
I'm not bothered about any of them (Ryan Reynolds is so BLAND to me) but didn't she once sue Cosmo because they printed an interview that never actually happened? So why would she talk to them again?
I smell bullshit.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
*motor boats La Chay's coconuts*
:D
*chanting as always*
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
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ahahaa Allessandro McGosling, oh god, that IS funny!! I might use it as my signature.
Ryan is not a douche, he is very intelligent and charming and a great actor, but he is weird and not everyone gets him. He makes fun of himself alot.
Ryan G is awesome, AWESOME I tell you!!
*does a hula dance with coconut bra for Vern*
Ryan's rat eyes scurr me.
Dlisted = snark on ALL celebrities. DUH.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Must have forgotten to send you the memo.
Ryan Gosselingus is a douche.
But, I did enjoy his Lars movie.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 7:16pm.
I suppose this could be even more pathetic - they could be fighting over Ryan Gosling.
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Really?? how the hell would that be more pathetic? I swear some people love to jump on the anti-bandwagon like theres some who love to jump on the bandwagon.
I understand if people dont find Gosling hot, but how the hell does he bug people? he does good stuff has even been to congo to help rise awarness and says feministic things and doesnt even take himself to serious.
He has enough confidence to say he plays ballet and that he thinks like a girl, AND he is a really, really good actor. He rocked in Blue Valentine and Lars and the real girl. Anything he is in just gets better because of him, and I say all this without even eing attracted to him altho I do see the hot in him.
Ryan is so not over Scarjo considering he is dating her look-a-like that is freaky creepy.
I suppose this could be even more pathetic - they could be fighting over Ryan Gosling.
Team No One, or Team Everyone In This Story Sucks And Is Not Worth My Time. I guess Scarjo is the least annoying out of the bunch.
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So happy for you Scarjo.
Scarlet just can't compete with those deep, alluring parentheses lines Blake is sporting. Her gay ex-contract husband is no longer under her bearding spell? Shame!
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
scarho neck down is fuckable
that skinny chicken blake, nah
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Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:17pm.
*racks shitgun*
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Was that a typo... or just the best weapon EVAR?
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LMAO!
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These 3 bitches are about as boring as they come...I HATE when Blake speaks...and I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER understand the appeal of ScarJo she looks so middle america plain to me. Her nose and lips are so ugh....goodness I hate that they keep trying to make this non-cute girls happen
Submitted by contrario on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 3:37pm.
I like Blake Lively. She has long beautiful legs and an unconventional visage.
Understandable though that she and Ryan can't pass the scrutiny: everybody knows that the frequenter of this site deservedly claim highest moral and aesthetical standards.
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Including yourself, I presume?
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I like Blake Lively. She has long beautiful gams and an unconventional visage.
Understandable though that she and Ryan can't pass the scrutiny: everybody knows that the frequenter of this site deservedly claim highest moral and aesthetical standards.
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:57pm.
My intro to Ryan Reynolds was in Blade Trinity when he spent like 3/4 of the movie tied up and shirtless. Since then I've dreamed of sitting on his face and doing my laundry on his abs.
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Hahahahahahahhaha! He has one fine body.
*rents movie*
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My intro to Ryan Reynolds was in Blade Trinity when he spent like 3/4 of the movie tied up and shirtless. Since then I've dreamed of sitting on his face and doing my laundry on his abs.
I really don't have an opinion about the women. If you dump someone, aren't they SUPPOSED to move on? I mean, ScarJo was on Sean Penn's abusive dick with a quickness.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I know I could have loved you but
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I could only give 1/2 a fucks on this. It is the holidays so i need to save 'em for the fam. I'm as dry as the Sahara when I look at ryan. He just doesnt do it for me. He's too clean. I like a man's man.
Good for you chief! I hate bitches like that that make bitches like me look bad!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:17pm.
*racks shitgun*
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Was that a typo... or just the best weapon EVAR?
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
But some source tells UsWeekly that ScarJo hasn't moved on and is a member of the "I Don't Want To Fuck Him, But I Don't Want Any Other Trick To Fuck Him Either" club.
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I FUCKING hate bitches like this. I had one break up with me and after I got over it, run into her at a pow-wow while talking to a hottie. She reeled me back in. I let her stay in my hotel room and wanted to go to the bar but she talked me out of it. So I'm thinking it's gonna be a bone-fest. WRONG. She went to sleep when I tried to get frisky. FUCKING BITCH ! !
Later on after the final break-up she admitted that I looked hot when we ran into each other and she didn't want anybody else to have me.
FUCKING BITCH ! ! !
I ran into her this past summer when I went back to Cali for a week. She basically threw her legs open and said I could get it. I politely declined and walked away.
Yah gots great taste in movies Anno.
Urmomma, I would watch it just to see him too! *stands by Dog with her Mossberg* Nobody takin my membership card!!
lmfao Vern!
sweetas
I actually own the green lantern...and enjoyed it. I couldn't help mahself...he was in spandex/latex like material.
*hands in DL membershipcard*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I don't care how gay he is -- RR was smokin' in Just Friends. I totally would.
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:58pm.
Those strange creases on RR's fivehead are from having his head crushed between my thighs.
Hahahahahaha!
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*racks shitgun*
I'm off to the mall, God help me. Play nice, kiddles.
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@ Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:06pm.
I likedd ScarJo in those movies too GG - and Ghost World.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:05pm.
Are we sure she doesn't hate her, like, just becuz...?
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What a coinkydink. Just last night Male Dog asked me why I shot him in the ass with the old Mossberg, and that was my answer. "Just becuz!"
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Another Hollywood beardiing trifecta.
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Team Blake. Scarjo and Ryan deserve each other.
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It's not that serious.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 2:05pm.
Are we sure she doesn't hate her, like, just becuz...?
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What a coinkydink. Just last night Male Dog asked me why I shot him in the ass with the old Mossberg, and that was my answer. "Just becuz!"
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I admit I like Scarlett. She won me over with Girl with the Pearl Earing and I liked her in Lost in Translation. Everyting else is prettty forgetable but I still like her.
Are we sure she doesn't hate her, like, just becuz...?
♥ Threadkilla!
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This all started with the release of ZE NUDEZ... proving that Blake has a nicer rack than that dipshit Scarjo... boob envy, she's eat up with it.
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Ryan Reynolds used to be a one trick pony until I saw him in Buried. Jesus, that boy can act. He did a srs role for The Nines but that movie sucked balls. Not too sure how the Green Lantern was, 'cause, well, the synopsis bored me just reading it.
Scarlett has never amazed me with any of her films, and don't even get me started on that singing career she tried to pull on us. Not a pretty girl and her boobs are average.
She will fade away and Ryan will still get tons of work.
Later, bitch!
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
Those strange creases on RR's fivehead are from having his head crushed between my thighs.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Combined talent: 3 out of 10. And he lost all hotness points with me when I saw those pics of him wearing a scarf around his T shirt. Fuck that.
what a desgrasiada, oh well. team no one then.
@ TEE - have you seen the recent pics? The luscious TaTas are gone.
OT: You peeps talking about winds I live in Downtown L.A. and living between highrise building make the winds that much worse, my bestie lives in compton and has an anniversary party planned for his parents this weekend, so he decided to buy those huge white tents and set them up two days ago woke up this morning those things were flying like kites! LMAO! too funny Im still waiting for the pics.
ON TOPIC: ScarletJo = BOOBIES
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:28pm.
Whamo, if I were you, I'd be worried that IF hasn't killed you yet
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LOL!!! CRAZY GINGERS
I'm just waiting for her to come out of nowhere and hammer me! LOL
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I'm watching parody video's on youtube from "Key of Awesome".
take a look
http://youtu.be/jy_t6jOiGZI
Oh Scarjo - EVERYBODY hates the Lively
@Dog
I agree that there is also a blandness to Affleck/Garner. But they seem like ok people. So they are more like a nice Dairy Queen vanilla cone.
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