Brenda Walsh Got Married!
Carrying a bouquet of peach pits and wearing a garter belt made of Kelly Taylor's dried lonely tears, Shannen Doherty became a wife for the third time yesterday when she married a dude who looks like a community college English teacher that always keeps wet-look gel and a bottle of Preferred Stock in his desk drawer. Since Shannen is TV bitch royalty and we need an exquisite wedding of taste to cleanse our retinas of the thick layer of skank piss left by the Kuntrashian wedding, her glide down the aisle was shot for her new reality show. People has all the little details you really don't care about. Seriously, did Shannen wear a re-worked version of Brenda's prom dress and did she sing "It's My Party" at the reception? That's the shit we want to know!
The TV actress, 40, who most notably played Brenda Walsh, said "I do" to her fiancé Kurt Iswarienko at sunset, PEOPLE has confirmed.The black-tie affair took place at a private estate nestled in the hills.
The nuptials reportedly are airing on the season finale of Doherty and her new hubby's upcoming WEtv reality series about planning for the big day.
Shannen was married to George Hamilton's son for a quick second, but their love died after they unleashed the crazy on their house and destroyed it. Shannen then married Rick Salomon and they were together for at least two seconds before he went on to do Lucifer's evil work by making the dead fish equivalent of a sex tape with Parasite Hilton. So hopefully Shannen's third marriage doesn't end with an eviction notice or a fuck tape that doubles as a terrorist threat. I'm sure this one will stick! Shannen is all grown up now and way more educated thanks to Education Connection!
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I will send her a copy of Moby Dick for a wedding gift.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:06am.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 8:11am.
Atomic, it is Angela. Please see Sunday night's Steve Harvey OP. Other posters will tell you the same.
nooooo i am NOT angela. and i have not posted since annd only posted rarely before. look at my profile and track me.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:06am.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 8:11am.
Atomic, it is Angela. Please see Sunday night's Steve Harvey OP. Other posters will tell you the same.
nooooo i am NOT angela. and i have noy posted since annd only posted rarely before. look at my profile and track me.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:00am.
In that case, Bjork, please don't be mad at me :(. I wasn't trying to insult, but just playing debil's advocate.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
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No, I understood you. Have a great day, Atom!
In that case, Bjork, please don't be mad at me :(. I wasn't trying to insult, but just playing debil's advocate.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 8:11am.
Atomic, it is Angela. Please see Sunday night's Steve Harvey OP. Other posters will tell you the same.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by ltica on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 9:57pm.
i feel like i'm way behind you guys on posting comments on these pages! i promise from now on to be more timely! lol im sorry! it's almost 1 am here and i have to go homecoming shopping tomorrow and the next day for my daughter. my stepfather is in ICU for blood infection and lung cancer right now. I know i havent told any of you this. i keep to myself and am scared of the alt. your opoen posts are all beautifuland i love talking (or listening) to u in post. keep it up beautiful people. i swear i am NOT anglea
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Shut up, troll. You are Angela, and even if you're not, leave because you're boring and have nothing to offer. If your stepfather is so sick, get off the fucking computer and take care of someone you know instead of bothering strangers on a gossip site who could give a fuck about someone they don't know or care about. I mean, really.
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Oh my freakin' gaw!!! I have NEVER gotten into one of theses spats, but this sideshow is so old. I don't know about the original poster to know if she IS Angela. If she is, then desperate ploy for attention on her part; if not, then you've just basically told a personally who is going through a very difficult time to go fuck themselves.
And why aren't they the hospital? As stated, local time is almost 1AM. ICU allows a few minutes of visitation every few hours. Everyone needs a break for themselves--they're own bed, a trahsy magazine (or website) or favorite kitty. What's so wrong with wanting to relax.
I've never had issue with you Bjork, but I know of no reason to assume this person came here only seek sympathy as an alt. Some of us do come here to release tension, but even more to be entertained by MK and his commenters. Cut a girl some slack.
Now if I get my throat slit by some crazy alt, consider my lesson learned.
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who the hell is kurt imawanker? some crate barrel loser?
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brenda looks good
Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 10:31pm.
Did she have David Silver playing the keyboard at the reception?
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Submitted by ltica on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 9:57pm.
i feel like i'm way behind you guys on posting comments on these pages! i promise from now on to be more timely! lol im sorry! it's almost 1 am here and i have to go homecoming shopping tomorrow and the next day for my daughter. my stepfather is in ICU for blood infection and lung cancer right now. I know i havent told any of you this. i keep to myself and am scared of the alt. your opoen posts are all beautifuland i love talking (or listening) to u in post. keep it up beautiful people. i swear i am NOT anglea
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Shut up, troll. You are Angela, and even if you're not, leave because you're boring and have nothing to offer. If your stepfather is so sick, get off the fucking computer and take care of someone you know instead of bothering strangers on a gossip site who could give a fuck about someone they don't know or care about. I mean, really.
Did she have David Silver playing the keyboard at the reception?
i feel like i'm way behind you guys on posting comments on these pages! i promise from now on to be more timely! lol im sorry! it's almost 1 am here and i have to go homecoming shopping tomorrow and the next day for my daughter. my stepfather is in ICU for blood infection and lung cancer right now. I know i havent told any of you this. i keep to myself and am scared of the alt. your opoen posts are all beautifuland i love talking (or listening) to u in post. keep it up beautiful people. i swear i am NOT anglea
TWO of her faces could fit on his face.
She's got another head growing out of her cheek.
is brenda walsh going to become a mother next?! stay tuned...
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they look like hamsters when you finally find them under the couch.
You all say Dustin Hoffman, but I thought this was a younger Piers Morgan. I thought I was tripping balls here, because I could swear up and down that being photographed besides this skank made Piers look 20 years younger.
Hmm, to steal a quote from a poster on that guy from The Beatles wedding thread: I wish her well in her marriage that will not last.
Never could fathom her popularity. So very little talent, so marginally attractive, such a troublesome, violent, glum, nasty, stuck-up bitch on wheels. I guess she's the Proto-KStew.
Brenda Walsh still looks HAWT.
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 5:40pm.
The password is: BANGS
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I think this marriage is a keeper. He's phenomenally gifted with photography, a passion that Shannen also shares. They've been together for a long time and she's a lot older now and much more settled. She's done a lot of work on her self and I think she's about to move into motherhood with someone who is stable and loves her for her.I'm happy for her.
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Not sure if anyone said this previously, but they look miserable. Truly.
*shrug* she's nutters.
At first glance I expected the header to read, "Brenda Walsh got her college degree".
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Great, now I'm gonna be singing this all night. Oh, who am I kidding, I already was. You lovelies deserve the troof.
Congrats, Brenda Walsh
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
I hope she has seen a doctor about that tumor on her left cheek.
I give this marriage one year tops - she sure knows how to pick winners, don't she?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 4:31pm.
Totally off topic, just read this and I'm getting off the motherfucking computer for the rest of the day
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Holy fuck. How heartbreaking. It's so saddening to see the levels of cruelty people are capable of inflicting on other human beings.
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"It's heartbreaking that people can do such horrifying things to other people," she said.
That was a fucked up read, CTH. :(
Totally off topic, just read this and I'm getting off the motherfucking computer for the rest of the day
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But this IS my alt!
They look thrilled.
Gerard Butler is so fucking hot. hor or not.
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Aah, the happy couple. They already look like they've been married for 20 years.
HB to Flea!
He is very gifted. All of his celeb photos look like an otherworldly place where no one ever smiles except Willem Dafoe.
Her cheekbone scares me.
how did shannen agree to those cheek implants and not do anything about her neck area?
all in all, that's not a bad picture of her...
how long before she has a fist fight with him?
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Submitted by howdareyou on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 3:06pm.
He looks somewhat like a young Dustin Hoffman.
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He reminded me of someone, but I just couldn't think of who it was.
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Hmmm... I see a bit of John Cusack in him.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
She looks great for her age... I mean, did she get plastic surgery? I doesn't look like her eye is trying to escape her face any more, or perhaps it's the angle.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Maybe he's just looking to have his house burnt down for the insurance money.
Third marriage??!! DAMN!!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 3:06pm.
He looks somewhat like a young Dustin Hoffman.
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He reminded me of someone, but I just couldn't think of who it was.
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Must be hard for her to get a face lift with her eyes being wonky. How did she get such a misshapen face?
Maybe it's because I FINALLY caught up on my sleep (two hour nap!!!!), but I think she looks good for her (our) age. And he's cute. And I really like looking at his photos.
So, mazel tov!
Why would any man marry a female Republican? He must like non-thinking pea brains.
mike on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 3:06pm.
He looks somewhat like a young Dustin Hoffman.
You're right! He looks like a better looking younger brother but there is definitely a resemblance.
He looks somewhat like a young Dustin Hoffman.
Submitted by MJF on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 1:48pm.
Okay, it IS the same one and in the "Celebrity 1" album, pictures 37 & 38 are of Ms. Walsh herself. Ugh. What a shame - this guy's got real talent and she's going to suck it all out of him.
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I hope not. I hope this guy takes over all the celebrity photography work that's been going to Pervert Richardson.
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Poor feller looks like that dumbass piers morgan.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 2:47pm.
Got DAYUM. I looked at the link to his photography and he even managed to make Gerry Manwhore Butler look smokin' hot. To say nothing about Viggo and Javier Bardem...drool.
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