Toy Toy Saves The Show!
Jennifer Hudson got on the bad side of Michael Jackson's spirit by pulling out of his tribute concert due to "production problems" after collecting her check, and the audience ran to the exit out of fear when Xtina dropped to the stage looking like Jabba the Drunk Slutt that will suck, fuck and eat everything in its path, but the show was saved by the luminescent goddess angel that is LA TOYA JACKSON!
Looking like an X-ray that got exposed too soon, Detective La Toya got to the bottom of GLAMOUR and TALENT in Wales at last night's hot wreck of a Michael Jackson Tribute Concert which was less of a tribute concert and more of another way of making money off of Michael Jackson. But I'm not mad, because if it didn't happen then Toy Toy would've never covered the stage with layers of exquisite perfection as she hypnotized the eyes of thousands with her natural born talent while wearing a jacket with gigantic bedazzled butt plugs on the shoulders. Or maybe those were rhinestone-encrusted candy corn tops, which would explain why Xtina tried to mount one while licking on the other.
The Jackson children were also there last night and if you need an official review of this tribute concert, you'll find the best one in Blanket's side-eye.
The kids are attractive, but I dont see Jackson in them, the girl is very pretty, and the youngest boy seems very very strange! Hmmm fkn wierdos
IF you believe those are MJ's biological kids, then you should have no problem believing I had dinner with Elvis last night. No, for realz. I did.
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 9:00am.
All I see is exploitation.
As to the rest of the Jacksons, I cannot express my dislike of there never-ending quest for $$ on their dead brothers/sons back.
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And that's all it will ever be is exploitation.
I think these kids may very well be MJ's biological children. Prince is beginning to show signs of vitiligo (can see it on his neck) and Blanket not only has MJ's eyes, he also has his demeanor and that cannot be faked. Paris .... looks just like Debbie Rowe but so what? I believe they are all MJ's bio kids. I also think that there's been a little bit of failed genetic engineering ... the vitiligo gene is still present, for example, as is the problematic eyesight (Paris) that MJ made such a big deal out of during Bashir's documentary. I would love to imagine that Brando had a hand in all of this somewhere along the line but ... I don't think so. I wish these kids well because god knows they spent their first years on this planet in the company of someone who was hell and gone. Not only did they have to lie around watching the same movie over and over for hours while MJ was baked but they had to see him dead as well. They deserve the sort of happiness that cannot be found in a billion dollars.
Looks like La Toya found where Michael kept his magic stardust!!
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Why does the elder one look like Pat Sajak?
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Submitted by yucko on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:03am.
Paris looks like Snookie. A groomed, prettier version, though, yes. The older boy looks like he stepped out of the 90's--what is that haircut? Blanket is cute.
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YES! I was just going to say that Paris resembles SNOOKIE a LOT. Poof up her hair, and they can be twins.
Blanket is adorable.
I'm not even going to TRY to figure out their ethnicities and parental backgrounds. Like much of the details of MJ's life, it is a great mystery - and as much as I love him, I can't be bothered trying to unravel it.
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All I see is exploitation.
Blanket NEVER looks happy or "present", Paris is beautiful BUT must stay of the sun and Prince is well, geeky.
As to the rest of the Jacksons, I cannot express my dislike of there never-ending quest for $$ on their dead brothers/sons back.
Princess or whateverthefuck is looking awfully hot. Papa would not approve of the tanning bed though. Much luck to these poor souls.
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I know everyone is focused on the kids, but no one mentioned the fact that Jennifer Hudson WALKED OUT ON A PAID PERFORMANCE with no explanation.
How FUCKIN' UNPROFESSIONAL!!! Okay, I used to like this girl, but now she's just getting obnoxious and full of herself. You can't do this in show biz. She has blown off a couple of important people (Oprah included) and you can only ride on the death of your mother excuse for so long. After a while, people can't depend on you and then they stop calling your agent.
Michael Jackson and The Jackson are forever. Will people remember HER 20 years from now? I think not.
At least Christina showed up. Yes, a hot mess, but she came out and performed. As did Detective ToyToy. Those are professionals!
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Blanket is Miko Brando's son Miko's mother was Mexican and that explains the Latino features in Blanket (sorry had to wiki Miko's info I thought he was an islander but turns out he inherited Marlon's chub is all)...also explains Prince's chub as well...
No no no those kids are at least half Brando if they did not have a Hollywood legend and icons blood running through their veins do u honestly think the Jacksons would not have tried to disinherit them by now because I honestly would not put it past them...they have proven time and time again that they will milk MJ for what they can....these kids are the only thing holding them back from getting all of MJ's cash if they where just some dumb shmoes kids and stupid Debbie Rowe trust me they would have given them back to Debbie when she threatened to take back custody of them.... these kids are Brando's it's in their best interest to leave their true DNA secret because once they are revealed they also inherit at least some of the Brando Estate...And I'm sure excluding Janet the rest of the Jacksons are hoping and just waiting to see that these kids turn out to be generous with both their MJ inheritance and Marlon's ...I'm sure Marlon set them up very well...
enuff of this bullshit w/ mj tributes
give it a damn rest
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Why does Blanket still look like he's 3 years old?
I love seeing the kids like this. I can see why some members of the family felt uncomfortable with this tribute being done now during the trial, but honestly I think it's a good way for Michael's kids to be involved in somethng positive centered around their dad. They LOVE doing this stuff, ESPECIALLY Paris. Paris is a HUGE fan and her room is like a shrine to her dad. Grandma Katherine said she doesn't understand how Paris can stay in the room with all that stuff constantly reminding her of MJ, but as someone who lost her dad at age 9, I completely understand. For some kids it is comforting to keep mementos of their dead parents. I really don't give af if they are biologically MJ's kids or not, he was the only parent they ever knew and he adored and protected them as best he could, which is all anyone can ask of any parent. Anyway, Paris is such a daddy's girl and it breaks my heart. there are vids of her with MJ all over YoutTube and she's constantly holding his hand whenever they go out and if he signs a fans autograph or something,she grabs his hand quickly as soon as he's done. I think she felt protective of him too...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Also, Blanket looks like he's smiling in thumbnail 10, and possibly 15.
am i wrong for thinking that umm blankie or wtf his name is.Is the only child to mj's throne, and the other 2 older ones were just thrown in there. so they could collect some cash and make mj look like a real sperm bank that he was?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by _fail_ on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 9:43pm.
"Donald Trump had a lot of respect for [LaToya] too. She's a lot smarter than people think."
There's all kinds of wrong in that statement.
LOL!
Submitted by Snow Owl on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:44am.
Blanket is cute, and Paris is stunning. I wonder if the truth will ever come out as to who their real parents are.
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I think Debbie Rowe, that golddigger extraordinaire, was the biological mother of the two oldest. I think she was already pregnant when Michael Jackson happened upon her in his dermatologist's office, and she was willing to give him her baby. I think they married because in at least some of the states in the U.S., a husband is the presumptive father of any child born during the marriage. The father/husband has to express doubt as to paternity; otherwise, he's legally the father. MJ wanted to be the father, so he didn't raise any objections.
Paris looks like Debbie Rowe. She's most likely the biological child of Rowe. If Rowe ever stops getting money from the Jackson estate, she'll tell it all.
I think the youngest was just a bought kid. There's really nothing wrong with adopting a kid from another country, as long as the adoptive parent is a suitable parent. I have no idea if MJ was a good parent, even if he was a weirdass with an obsession with kids.
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Paris looks like Snookie. A groomed, prettier version, though, yes. The older boy looks like he stepped out of the 90's--what is that haircut? Blanket is cute.
I seriously doubt those are his kids, biologically, at least the older two. Paris has blue eyes. It takes two recessive blue-eyed genes to get blue eyes. It's possible, but very unlikely.
Blanket looks Samoan to me.
Blanket is cute, and Paris is stunning. I wonder if the truth will ever come out as to who their real parents are.
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Slavemasters raped slaves because they could and because it made more valuable slaves.
That's why you get white-looking black shildren.
They need to stop shoving these kids in the camera. Leave em alone.
"Donald Trump had a lot of respect for [LaToya] too. She's a lot smarter than people think."
There's all kinds of wrong in that statement.
latoya is a human clown. cute as shit but fucking spaceshot.
sure she's smarter than we think -she does breathe and walk, right? there ya go, i'm impressed.
i like her though, i think she's genuinely nice under all those layers of plastic, spanx, cosmetics, tape, botox, wig, lashes, add-ons and press-ons, etc., -if it wasn't for that i'd stop at genuine without having to add "-ly nice".
so, nice in a creepy way. that's latoya.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I see his kids wore replicas of their fathers most famous outfits as a tribute - but i have to ask if having a fucked up nose job was part of the tribute?
Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 8:18pm.
I fucking love Latoya, hah!
And I never thought I would until I saw her on that dumb celebrity cop show, then on the apprentice.
Those kids will be good looking, I think. They seem kinda normal, despite all the Jackson creepiness.
Donald Trump had a lot of respect for her too. She's a lot smarter than people think.
Submitted by The5thelementof... on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 2:23pm.
I mean look at Rashida Jones. I didn't even know she was Quincey's daughter when I first saw her. She looks like a white girl.
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Funny, because I remember reading an article about Quincy and he said that he named his daughters Rashida and Kidada so society would never peg them as just being white. I definitely see parts of Quincy in Rashida. Her eyes and smile were definitely from him.
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/quincy-jones-and-daughter-rashid...
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I really wonder how much Toy Toy is in charge. If you read the Coroner and Police reports, La Toya was at the funera home with a "male companion" when LA Police arrived to take hair samples from him along with other forensic things, and this was even after autopsy (he was autopsied twice from what I read). Toya was there with only a male companion. Where were the rest of the Jacksons? That's a bit odd in my opinion. Also, the police report doesn't name the male companion so it's not like it was a laywer or else a lawyer would have identified himself.
Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 4:07pm.
I believe they're his.
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Yeah...except they aren't biologically his - any of them. Prince Michael and Paris share the same caucasian sperm donor and Debbie Rowe is their biological mother. So, while genetics maybe a weird and wonderful thing, in this case it isn't - they are just both white. Blanket's mother is Latina, and it is assumed that the sperm donor father is the same as Paris and Prince's.
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How do you know he used a sperm donor?
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Debbie Rowe blabbed everything to the media a few days after he died. She admitted that she never had sex with Michael and said the whole thing was very technical. His lawyers paid her off during the divorce and she never said a word. With Michael gone I guess she felt safe enough to run to the press.
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That doesn't mean he used a sperm donor. Could mean that he took his sperm and added to her eggs. She didn't say she had sex with another man so at the end of the day she has no idea whose sperm it was.
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http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Jacksons-exwife-Debbie-Rowe-claims-he...
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Yeah well Quincy's daughter doesn't look like him either, she is as white as these kids. All I know is that blanket has a lot of MJ in him. Those who question MJ's blackness should watch the BBC special of MJ and his influence on black culture you can find it one YouTube. You will be surprise how much black culture is represented in his music.
=One thing is for sure in my book, Toy Toy has a better body than Snookitina Aguillera!
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Submitted by hoganbcmj on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 8:20pm.
MJ certainly is alive
I agree 100%!!!!!!!
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Wow, the delusion that surrounds MJ certainly is alive and well after his death. Do you honestly believe any one of these three kids could possibly be MJ's biological children? Ridiculous. Michael Jackson was African American, remember? These kids are two white and one Latino.
Michael always surrounded himself with people and kids that looked like him. My guess is he chose a sperm donor for Blanket who looked a lot like him. But Michael didn't want to be black himself, and clearly he wasn't interested in having black children either. His kids are beautiful kids, but they are definitely not his biological children. Get off the delusion train, MJ fans.
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I fucking love Latoya, hah!
And I never thought I would until I saw her on that dumb celebrity cop show, then on the apprentice.
Those kids will be good looking, I think. They seem kinda normal, despite all the Jackson creepiness.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by derpdaderp on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:46am.
there are some ignorant commentators on here.
Blanket looks so much like a young MJ it's not even funny. The older 2 kids look Puerto Rican.
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Oh the irony of calling others ignorant. I didn't know Puerto Rican was an ethnicity. Please, enlighten me.
be enlightened: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_ethnic_groups
Blanket looks disturbed and very uncomfortable. I feel sorry for the lad. He does resemble MJ the most out of the three of them.
Paris is gorgeous.
Can't hate on La Toya. She is just doing her thang.
Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 6:48pm.
LMAO @ the people who are pretending any of those 3 kids are Michael's biologically!
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What the hell is that growth or lumpy thing on La Toyas ass or where herass is supposed to be? Is it a pad? Wow Gross.....Such a sick little puppy that one.....
LMAO @ the people who are pretending any of those 3 kids are Michael's biologically!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 2:17pm.
Good Gravy, she's almost as fucked up as her brother was, and WTF is she wearing? Is she going into outer space later?
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 4:07pm.
I believe they're his.
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Yeah...except they aren't biologically his - any of them. Prince Michael and Paris share the same caucasian sperm donor and Debbie Rowe is their biological mother. So, while genetics maybe a weird and wonderful thing, in this case it isn't - they are just both white. Blanket's mother is Latina, and it is assumed that the sperm donor father is the same as Paris and Prince's.
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How do you know he used a sperm donor?
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Debbie Rowe blabbed everything to the media a few days after he died. She admitted that she never had sex with Michael and said the whole thing was very technical. His lawyers paid her off during the divorce and she never said a word. With Michael gone I guess she felt safe enough to run to the press.
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That doesn't mean he used a sperm donor. Could mean that he took his sperm and added to her eggs. She didn't say she had sex with another man so at the end of the day she has no idea whose sperm it was.
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LaToya, Ace Frehley called and wants his KISS outfit back.
I fucking love Blanket...he is sooo over this shit. I think he is MJ's kid.. they have the same eyes...
He probably listen to Randy and Janet..Randy is on twitter and he is opposed to this tribute being done now during the trial..He is also not doing that other tribute in Dec with the other 4 brothers... & Janet is always with Randy... If you remember Michael was closest to Janet and Randy.. It seems like the other brothers are loving all this attention... They crack me up.... Randy wasn't on their reality show either...
Bjork You - yes, that skit is hilarious with guy picking up the older ladies.
I was teasing about you being Andy of course! My child is definitely Andy with the "I know" and changing his mind. You are in the same boat as me, and probably many, many others! :)
Also another funny LB is the I'm a Lady ones, and of course Anne :)
What the fuck is Latoya wearing?!
Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 4:07pm.
I believe they're his.
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Yeah...except they aren't biologically his - any of them. Prince Michael and Paris share the same caucasian sperm donor and Debbie Rowe is their biological mother. So, while genetics maybe a weird and wonderful thing, in this case it isn't - they are just both white. Blanket's mother is Latina, and it is assumed that the sperm donor father is the same as Paris and Prince's.
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How do you know he used a sperm donor?
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Debbie Rowe blabbed everything to the media a few days after he died. She admitted that she never had sex with Michael and said the whole thing was very technical. His lawyers paid her off during the divorce and she never said a word. With Michael gone I guess she felt safe enough to run to the press.
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