Tuesday, October 4th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Yet Another Maru Video


Maru has jumped out of the box for his latest cinematic YouTube and is sprawling himself out on a shag rug to get up close and personal. This is a little too intimate for me so I'll leave you two alone. Don't worry, I'll be sure to cue up "Your Body Is A Wonderland" on my way out.

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Submitted by bluesangria on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 6:41am.

Maru videos
leave a calming influence
on the modern mind

Submitted by Snow Owl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 1:49am.

I have to say every single post on the D today (or yesterday, really) was interesting. No Lohan, Goopy, Brangelina, Aniston, in sight! It's a shame I didn't come earlier to post....

The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWl!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:55pm.

Gotta go cook the dins. Night all!

Submitted by Snow Owl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:29pm.

Awww! I was about to "like" Becky's comment in pp's FB page and, suddenly, my FB freezes. I can't even get on my own page now! : (

The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:27pm.

If anyone else wants to add me on FB, you can find me through PP's friend list.

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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:27pm.

there can be miracles when you believe*glass shatters from high notes*

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:22pm.

*Does slow motion victory run "Chariots Of Fire" style*

I made it! Kudos to you guys for being brilliant.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

Submitted by Snow Owl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:18pm.

Go Mickey, Go!

The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL!

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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:10pm.

you can make it mickey!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:21pm.

Yeah Mickey!!!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:06pm.

@Mickey
Friend PP anyway, she's hilarious!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:05pm.

Oh God, I'm actually friends with Phoebe Price now.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:03pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:19pm.

Oops. I think I just stalked the original Chicken Cutlets. Hi Becky!

Another scenerio would be for one of you to contact me via my Hyves page. Then the link to Facebook would be easily made. Damn, it saddens me to think that one has to do all sorts of Detective La Toya shit because of other people's warped minds.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:03pm.

@WRG
Checked and rechecked, by myself and my (adult) kids. When I was setting it up I fucked something up and tried to delete the whole mess, then I resuscitated it - I think that's why it's now fully operational bar the search option.

I don't really care - I have no interest in collecting a squillion friends, but it has made things difficult to pick up the ones I want.

God bless Chicken Cutlets!!

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:57pm.

Becky, have you checked your FB privacy settings? You might have set yourself to be unsearchable.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:51pm.

Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:58pm.

Still in search of the Holy Grail, ma soeur.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:04am.

oops

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:34pm.

Hey Athens. Just got a bad cold. Can barely keep my head up.

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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:31pm.

hey wrg,what's wrong with you?

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:28pm.

I am so sick tonight. Probably will not be here long.

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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:28pm.

mickey it was a long,mindblowing and hilarious procedure,you will see the light with the help of Phoebe Price,go there my child!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:21pm.

Hi From Athens!

Like the good girl that I am I did my homework. Problem is, that I kinda feel like the aquarium fishes from "Finding Nemo":

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm368738560/tt0266543

I'm finally in the water, but what's next? That boring ass life of mine is no source of entertainment for the occasional visitor, I fear. Anyways, how did you and Becky go about contacting one another?

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:12pm.

mickey hello!how is your fb progress?

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:10pm.

Hallo? Joehoe! Is daar iemand?

I agree with precociousmagpie about Rusty and Sheeps being two different persons. Rusty is the no-nonsense type.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:46pm.
Yanks are ahead by 9 runs...a very gay 9 runs.

Anyway I need to sleep G'nite evrybody!

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With AJ Burnett, it's either a perfect game, or he ends up giving up 10 runs in the first inning with wild pitches, hit batters, and all sorts of crazy shit. The guy is just erratic as hell, but he delivered tonight (thank GOD). game was getting ugly for the Tigers at the end there.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

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Submitted by KA on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:22pm.

awwwwwwwwwwww to maru kneading the carpet

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:16pm.

Yanks are ahead by 9 runs...a very gay 9 runs.

Anyway I need to sleep G'nite evrybody!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:04pm.

I LOVE cat paws. They're so soft...

Hope all of you lovely sluts are doing well this evening.

*sips Cappy's expensive sake*

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Submitted by Commander Willi... on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:03pm.

Sheeps? Damn, that's been awhile.

-Commander William T. Riker of the Starship Enterprise

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:58pm.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:24pm.

LOL! OOOOOOOOwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOO!!
*lame attempt at spooky music*

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:54pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:06pm.

We were all wondering about Angel recently, and somebody mentioned that she occasionally takes breaks from DListed. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure it was Rusty who said that.

DUN DUN DUHHHHNNN

Becky,
A week or two or three ago, Rusty mentioned he'd just come from an office meeting where something had been announced that he'd expected (IIRC), something not good. But he didn't elaborate. Could have been they were removing the cappuccino machine, could have been anything.

edited for typoze

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:04pm.

I never asked him. Maybe I should have. :^#

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:48pm.

Dlisted can be very addictive (I know I spend far too much time here), I suppose deleting your name is the equivalent to going cold turkey.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:36pm.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:02pm.

You're probably right! What happened to Angel also?

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:34pm.

@precocious magpie

What did he do for a living?

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:32pm.

I don't think Rusty is Sheeps. Different way with language altogether, stylistic things missing, the whole tone is that of a different person, albeit an intelligent, witty person. So if Rusty is Sheeps, he's worked awfully hard to sound like someone else for the past year, and I just can't see him doing that. It's hard enough to be yourself!

I dunno… |:^\ Not feeling too optimistic, I have to admit. Since he vanished on Friday after 4 pm, I wondered if he got laid off. (Wishful thinking.)

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:24pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:43pm.

Yes a very long time he was back as another poster...I'm sorry but the name escapes me right now. Anyway like I said before Rusty was similar posting.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:14pm.

The Yankees are killing me tonight...must win or they're out of it. They're winning for now though.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:13pm.

Sheeps hasn`t posted in forever, right? I am trying to remember his style.

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:11pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:32pm.

Sorry for lurking, but Rusty was Sheeps?

Not really sure but very similar postings. Very witty, smart and knows everything about everything...I liked Sheeps a lot too! Just guessing though.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:05pm.

I don't think I ever met Sheeps.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:02pm.

Sorry for lurking, but Rusty was Sheeps?
Not that I ever talked to sheeps, but i have been around long enough to remember the name.

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 6:59pm.

Hi Becks. It's wierd that Rusty just disappeared but I have a feeling he'll be back...another alt maybe. Sheeps possibly.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 6:54pm.

*peeks under Maru's fat tummy to see if my Rusty is playing hidey*

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 6:00pm.

Watching Yankees and DWTS and if Gayrod doesn't get a hit tonight he might as well put his dancing shoes on.

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Submitted by harperharper on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 5:31pm.

I find this so soothing

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
Calvin & Hobbes

Submitted by clitopia on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 5:13pm.

My cat is WAY hotter!

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 5:03pm.

No, for real, is this really Maru?? It looks like the fur's been lightened and this kitty's a bit drugged. Either way, Team Philosophical Maru.

*leaves expensive sake in thread*

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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 4:55pm.

♥MARU♥
I miss my kitty. :(

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 3:18pm.

That is the cutest freaking cat ever. The paws are even adorable.

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