What An Insult To Trannies
If you polled a hundred people on if the Kuntrashian Klan look like a) a trio of kow gonads sprayed with a mixture of lead paint and bile; or b) a trio of transflowers, not one ho would let the letter "b" fall out of their mouth. But that's not what the Kuntrashians think. Khloe, Kim and Kourtney tell xoJane (via Radar) that when they were teenagers their dad bought them lessons with a make-up artist for Christmas and ever since then they always leave the house looking like like their tuck game is unstoppable. Let the eye rolling begin....
Khloe: We joke and we say we are like trannies because we love hair and makeup. I don’t think we necessarily need it, but we love it. But Kim, definitely, if you take off what’s on her face, her face is the exact same. She doesn't need it -- it's just like a mind thing to her. She really doesn’t need any of that on her face.Khloe: At first we had like publicists and people who would tell us, “Girls, tone it down, stop wearing all the makeup.” But they we would read on our blogs -- like in the comments and everything -- and everyone was like, “What lipstick is this, what mascara do you use?“ We were like, "We love makeup -- so why try and be what we are not?"
It's already bad enough that Mr. Snuffaluffagus can't wander around Sesame Street without someone stopping him to say how much they love his reality show on E!, but now those KKK Kunts are offending the entire trans community with this inaccurate comparison? Stupid heffas. They wish they looked like transflowers. The only thing the Kardashians look like they're transforming from is a piece of shit into an ever bigger piece of shit. Pimp Mama Kris better lay the pimp smack down on these trash can trollops for this.
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Wow! I guess they really do dictate the makeup trends, ha? Really don't believe that tons of make-up can make you more beautiful, I do think that moderate amounts of makeup would do the trick though...
arrrgh stopped reading at the first "like" make it stop!!!
Coma Caca!
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I prefer the little one, Kourtney? She seems the least unpleasant of the bunch. Although for the life of me I can't understand why she is with that dickhead Scott!
And, Khloe reminds me of a female Chewbacca.
I'm sorry, but I love Khloe. She's the only one on the show with balls.
I'm still not sure if they brought reality tv to another level by showing Kourt bring her own baby into the world, or if they are disgustingly sad and pathetic. I suppose if Pimp Mama Kris was waving a $1M check over my head, I would push, too. Probably not, but it was pretty fucking freaky. Bitch earned it.
Oh yeah, with Kim's eye baggage, bitch needs makeup.
Who watches these useless whores?
please be consistant. y'all called her a tranny in your first post about her in 2007 when she was hangin' with paris.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/3885
Khloe looks drunk-bloated.
Kim's been trying to jack birthday girl Monica Bellucci's look, I just realized. BIG FAIL.
Kourtney is a dull and stupid with a useless big dick for a boyfriend.
That is all.
*sends Kardashians bulk supply of 18th century lead-based makeup*
*attaches cute kitty cat gift card*
"It's vintage - you'll LOVE it!!!"
i use to like khloe the most or shud i say i hated her the least. either way she is kind of a bitch if u really watch the show, the way she wouldnt let scott come in her house at one point even though his child was there, how she was talking shit to kris humphries on the previews for that wedding special, how she talks back to her mom(actually they all do that and it is sad) her personality just started to rub me the wrong way.as for the make-up thing, they def wear too much. one episode kim was working out w/ full face make-up, eyelashes and all smh. its interesting that the least attarctive one(khloe) wears the least make-up. kourtney is the most natural looking one w/ or w/o make-up.
All 3 of them have faces that fly paper love.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
What they really need to tone down is being in people's faces 24/7. Khloe also needs to tone down using 'like' in every sentence.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
The biggest one (don't know who
Is who and don't really care) should try a different hairstyle. Bangs maybe....
Big foot has severe eye droopage. *tilts head*
My sisters don't watch their show but they like them. One of my sisters does everyone's make-up when there's a wedding or big party. She actually thinks their too subtle in their make-up (!!). I always end up looking like a colorful parrot exploded on me when she does my make-up.
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I believe Hindus worship monkeys...Khole should get a T-shirt made up that reads "I'm big in India"...
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F*ck youth, how about a fountain of smart..
Haven't read comments yet but have to say that I think Kim's face looks gorgeous in that photo.
I mean, I didn't know who it was until I read the info, but she do look purty.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
No amount of make-up can hide the fact that khole is just a generation away from digging around in the dirt looking for some juicy roots to eat...
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F*ck youth, how about a fountain of smart..
Genetically speaking Khole is just 3 chromosomes short of being a Neanderthal...
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F*ck youth, how about a fountain of smart..
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:15pm.
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Unless spanxed up, her ass is saggy and lumpy and just hangs there like a tumour. Thats why she mostly covers up when she is on the beach, her ass looks crap naked,cottage-y and way to deformed.
She is so obssesed with being "petite" and feminine thats why she always claims shes a small size and points out that she is short. I think thats another reason why she married that doofus giant,it makes her look way smaller (so she thinks).Those lying bitches, just like when she said she waxes so much because she is obsessed and not because she needs it,tho everyone knows how hairy they all are.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:54pm.
So did Kim dump Cro-Magnon Man yet? I think I saw a glimpse of Hubby when I went to the Human Evolution exhibit at the museum this past weekend. He was in the display case.
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I saw him too at the Smithsonian Natural History museum a couple weeks ago.
Dude gets around for being so damn primitive.
GO THE FUCK AWAY!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:05pm.
Stop talking about my man that way! Unless he is actually gay and then it's totally cool and we will go wig shopping together.
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I am straight Louise no problem there (not that there's anyt ..bla bla bla) and I'd run away with you anytime!
It's nice to know some of you Dlisted slutty slut sluts have my back so FU Jacko you rat bastard! lol.
So did Kim dump Cro-Magnon Man yet? I think I saw a glimpse of Hubby when I went to the Human Evolution exhibit at the museum this past weekend. He was in the display case.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:16am.
Kim's ass is so fucking disgusting. It is lumpy and huge. I don't understand why it is hert best "asset". I think Kourtney's body is 100 times better.
Yeah I've never really understood Kim being the headliner. Kourtney has a better body, Khloe has a better personality, Kim is just whiny and fake. But really, the whole lot of them can vanish.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:59am
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:32am..
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That's just it.I fit NONE of the "demographic" you two describe as being their "fan base". I even tend to date women of "feminine athletic" build in my private life.(yoga/swimmer types) Still...if I really cared to navel-gaze on the subject...I'm fascinated by why I dig these chix.Go figure.
I'm trans, and I wear much less makeup than any of the Kardashian sisters....
I've seen the pictures of Kim without make up and NO she does not look the same. Give me a break. Gosh, can't all of these famewhores fall into a hole and never emerge again?
I hate the permanent stage makeup and hair extensions, and hair parted down the middle, Klhoe and Kim NEVER change their look.
Kourtney is the originally whiney Valley Girl speaker.
Mama Pimp is waiting for the younger to turn 18 so she can pimp them out and tell Bruce,"they are legally old enough to make their own decisions" when he pretends to object on the Girls being on Playboy cover.
I hate these people.
Also, they are freaking smart, you NEVER see Masons nanny and we all know one is around somewhere.
snowy, I saw her in person too. about a year and a half ago, she was outside my Karate Studio. It was a Wednesday at 2:00 and she had SO MUCH makeup on I could scrape it off her face. Her ass was big, she was wearing jeans and looked dumpy to me. No fucking way in HELL is she a size 2.
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"Why try to be what we are not?”
- Kim Kardashian
"We joke and we say we are like trannies because we love hair and makeup. I don’t think we necessarily need it..."
BAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BostonMike how did she look? Did you see her ass in person?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:53am.
Whamo is ghey.
Stop talking about my man that way! Unless he is actually gay and then it's totally cool and we will go wig shopping together.
TEAM WHAMO!
I saw Kim a few years ago at the 4 Seasons in Costa Rica when she was with Reggie Bush. She was an utter cunt. Shit don't stink and all that.
Jack what you meant to say was "Whamo is ghey, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!"
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:51am.
ha. the only "cool" thing about khoe is that she seems most likely to suck cock enthusiastically to make up for the fug.
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Hahaha! So true! So true!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:53am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcJSAxxPF-s
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Whamo is ghey.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:28am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:23am.
*falls in love with Whamo*
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Whamo's heart belongs to Goopy.
ha. the only "cool" thing about khoe is that she seems most likely to suck cock enthusiastically to make up for the fug.
i'm sure as fuck not seeing the down-to-earth funny "buddy" thing ...
ie: " "We love makeup -- so why try and be what we are not?"
... oh yeah, one of the guys (not).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Let be clear on this its PRE-OP trannies, who have been hormones a week at most that they are insulting. Especially Grizzly Adams on the left.
You guys make me laugh!
You're making my ears blush too!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:23am.
*SWOON*
;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
HA HA Jack is losing all the womenz to Whamo today! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ better say something manly but sensitive real quick like!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Whamo rocks.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ok, Whamo is smack-on. And I have to admit that I find all 3 fairly beautiful.
Dr Funkhonestly the same people that liked Paris hilton and told me that she was a fashion icon look up to KK family, I seem older fat women drool over the k's, and younger uneducated (read ghetto) look up to the k's as classy HA!!! ".
You are so correct. I know this big ghetto girl who is obsessed with this fam. She tweets them on Twitter and everything as if these whores care enough to tweet her ass back. LoL. She really is pathetic.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Dr Funkhonestly the same people that liked Paris hilton and told me that she was a fashion icon look up to KK family, I seem older fat women drool over the k's, and younger uneducated (read ghetto) look up to the k's as classy HA!!! ".
You are so correct. I know this big ghetto girl who is obsessed with this fam. She tweets them on Twitter and everything as if these whores care enough to tweet her ass back. LoL. She really is pathetic.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:28am.
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lol :)
No insult to trans women, but "tranni hooker" is a better description.