What In Gorilla Juice Head Hell.....

If one of your wishes in life is to see a freshly waxed chimpanzee with a lisp have a roid-induced stroke while getting anally electrocuted with a taser wand as he tries to jack off with two paws, then it is your lucky day, because this video is the closest you will ever get to fulfilling that wish.

At the end of an episode of Vh1's reality game show Ton of Cash, The Greek Mystique (who is obviously still pissed that he didn't get cast in the role of The Situation on Jersey Shore) was eliminated and he handled that shit with grace and dignity by reciting a line from Rocky Balboa before flipping into a full-blown gorilla rage meltdown. Dude's neck veins tried to bust out on their own and the sound that came out of his mouth is the same sound you'd hear from a pimple being popped if it had vocal cords. Vh1 is a helluva drug.

Source: Boston Barstool Sports via The Daily What

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Brian on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:43am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 6:45am.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:02pm.

LOL steady agirl, take a ticket... all the ladies and gays are fighting to date this eligible bachelor.

Speaking for gay men everywhere....THE HELL WE ARE!!!! He's all yours ladies!

There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?

Submitted by Goldygirl on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 7:09pm.

OMG. I hoped it killed him.

Submitted by Mynameisntmediu... on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 5:13pm.

Is that the show where all the losers that didn't get picked to date New York or Flavor Flav go to spend their last minute of fame?

Submitted by cheray on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 3:39pm.

First thought ..this should be a gif.....second thought...err no. forget it. Total tosser.

Submitted by juni on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 8:33am.

The Hulk called: He wants his webbed neck back.

Submitted by juni on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 8:33am.

The Hulk called: He wants his webbed neck back.

Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 6:36am.

"If one of your wishes in life is to see a freshly waxed chimpanzee with a lisp have a roid-induced stroke while getting anally electrocuted with a taser wand as he tries to jack off with two paws, then it is your lucky day"

HOT DAMN WISHES DO COME TRUE @ MAGIK KINGDOM

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 5:15am.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:02pm.

LOL steady agirl, take a ticket... all the ladies and gays are fighting to date this eligible bachelor.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 4:37am.

typical gym freak.

big upper body, small chicken legs.

Submitted by from athens on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:36am.

yes we have our share of missing links,kill it with fire

Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 09/11/2011 - 12:30am.

i'm so ashamed of my greek origins right after watching this,

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:31pm.

I just found out this douche has done this before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQU_jQvpeAw

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 11:24pm.

I love the small violin solo while he's whining about people applauding his "fall."

And I love the host's face after his berserk tasered-gorilla act. That made toddlers throwing tantrums look positively dignified. And why the fuck did he fall down at the end?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by KA on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 10:49pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 3:55pm.
Shit like that always gives me Second Hand embarrassment. Couldn`t finish it.
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second hand embarrassment - i love that! i never knew what to call it. i get it all the time, and did so with this on the soup. what the fuck is wrong with this guy?!

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Submitted by harlow on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 9:33pm.

@lora

Toi...recommend the crab wontons, curry, pad Thai..basically anything.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 8:22pm.

seriously, people would do anything to get on TV... yuk yuk

Submitted by yepimbored on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 6:43pm.

What the fuck did I just see?

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Submitted by Phatasmagoria on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 6:42pm.

I was actually kinda enjoying his lil speech... until... you know, all that.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 6:27pm.

(@..@)

Well then.

Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 6:25pm.

This is truly one of those times you got to ask, "What the FUCK was that?!"

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 5:13pm.

Bjork, i just looked, that shit IS already in Urban Dictionary...lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=second+hand+embarrassment

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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 4:52pm.

i bet he shit his diaper simultaneously.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 4:45pm.

Pornograghy for anthropologists.

Submitted by chestybongos on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 4:40pm.

What did I just watch?

"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."

Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 4:33pm.

UBF,

"Second Hand Embarassment" (SHB) deserves an urban dictionary write up.

And you know that you'd hit it, the both of you covered in peanut butter. The chunky kind.

Submitted by Danistar on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 4:24pm.

Ay dios...this show is like the tacky, acid addicted cousin of the mtv Real World/Road Rules Challenge shows...but unlike "The Challenege," I would NEVER watch this shit!
P.S. It is pretty safe to say that every guy on this show is gay.

"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)

Submitted by Snarf on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 3:06pm.

Roids, meth, and parents that are related.

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Shiitake happens...

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 2:57pm.

Sans Fards, I was just thinking about Pop-Up Video. I LOVED that. Loved it. Loved it.

Actually, I put on VH1Classic to watch old 80s videos. That's fun.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:34pm.

He's roidy, alright. Hemorrhoidy.

If he wasn't, he is now. And he probably popped a few.

They played this on The Soup last night. My husband and I at first started laughing, but then it just kept going on and on and on. I thought it was on a loop at first. What would even make someone think to do this??

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 2:55pm.

Remember when VH1 used to play music videos or something? I truly weep for the state of humanity.

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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."

- Dave Grohl

Submitted by MIRROR BORE on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 2:53pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 3:55pm.
Shit like that always gives me Second Hand embarrassment. Couldn`t finish it.

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Oh my gawd! So that's the term for the thing I feel the majority of each passing day.

SLUTS UNITE!!!!(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 2:25pm.

Shit like that always gives me Second Hand embarrassment. Couldn`t finish it.

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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 2:06pm.

Its like they meshed DNA with Mr.Peepers, King Kong, and The Situation.

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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

Submitted by perky on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:40pm.

Damn me to hell. I knew I would regret watching that. And I did. I cannot believe we have to share this earth with fuck-faces like him.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:34pm.

Hekki I have to warn you, I am on the 'roids too!

NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, etc etc.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:18pm.

lora - personally I would go to a taco truck, cheap, fast and delicious...just like most dlisters

Submitted by bugmenot on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 1:05pm.

I am pretty sure shows like this actually make you retarded. WTF is with the inspirational music? Why is one girl crying? He probably got this way from watching every episode of I Love New York, Strange Love, and Surreal Life.

Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 12:47pm.

Why why why didn't they show the group's reaction to that mess?!? That would have made this clip priceless.

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Submitted by dirty sancho on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 12:46pm.

WTF did I just watch?

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Submitted by TheBitchyWaiter on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 12:41pm.

That felt awkward. Is he retarded?

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Submitted by Coopers on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 12:39pm.

Johnny was the biggest creeper by far on a Ton of Cash so far this season. Aime and Rusty are suck ups and thank goodness Whip is gone because he was just as goofy as the crazy greek mystique who couldnt even solve the ton of cash puzzle. ALl I have to say is THANK GOODNESS FOR CHUCKIE B. and NFL Picks they really need to give Chuck his own reality T.V. show as it really seems that the entire show is centered around him and how everybody dislikes him.