BREAKING: JLo Is Still Acting Like A Diva Bitch
The day that we hear that JLo is a pleasure to work with and makes all of her co-workers bust out a smile as they nominate her for EMPLOYEE OF THE CENTURY is a day that will never ever come. The chance of that happening is right up there with the world's fattest fatty fat fat bitch NOT accidentally suffocating her dog with her double down fupa cleavage of death.
Everyone knows that all spell checks should be updated to automatically correct the word "BITCH" to "JLO." We all know this. JLo can't sing and can't act, but one thing she can do is bring the bitchery in heavy doses. The cast and crew of her new shit show What To Expect When You're Expecting (aka Valentine's Day meets a pile of labor poop) are witnessing this for themselves every day says Gatecrasher:
Jennifer Lopez is keeping to herself these days - at least on movie sets. A source on the location yesterday of "What to Expect When You're Expecting," which stars the recently separated Lopez along with a slew of other A-listers, tells us the 42-year-old "wouldn't talk to anyone directly" on the Piedmont Park set in Atlanta, and would converse with people only "through her handler."
JLo knows that she has a reputation as a diva-plated asshole to uphold, so of course she's going to pull out some ridiculous shit like this. But what JLo doesn't know is that she's actually bestowing an act of kindness upon the damn crew. I mean, would you rather talk to JLo's handlers or would you rather pop an eye vein by trying to not roll your sight balls while talking to JLo herself? Exactly. Joke's on that bitch. Fishsticks Paltrow better almost run over more jaywalkers, because JLo is trying to snatch away GOOP's sainthood without even trying.