Open Post: Hosted By Paco The Guard Chihuahua

July 19, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Two armed robbers who busted into Ace Smoke Shop in Altadena, CA had no idea that their ankles were about to get nipped and their ear drums were about to get shattered by Paco the chihuahua who was not about to let some thieving motherfuckers screw with his money. As the slave of a chihuahua mix myself (he owns me, not the other way around), I can say with complete confidence that my dog would do the same thing, because he does the same thing to everything and everyone. His own shadow….. YAPYAPYAPYAP. My Anderson Cooper cardboard cutout moves a little in the air conditioning wind…… YAPYAPYAPYAP. A doorbell rings on TV…… YAPYAPYAPYAP. Then, just like me, you throw a fluffy toy into the corner and he’s forgotten all about the object of his bark. I bet those dumb ass thieves didn’t know that trick!

Paco tried, but the robbers managed to get away with a little cash and are still on the loose. They won’t get far. No Taco Bell, residence of Mickey Rourke, home of vapid socialite whore or apartment of homebody gay is safe!

Source: L.A. Times via Gawker

Tags: Open Post

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