No Fourth of July is complete without a visit from former Hot Sluts and Alabama’s very own Bang Bang Lady, the secret love child of Robin Byrd and Sam Kinison, and her partner in firework foolery the Boom Boom Girl! They make you want to bang bang your boom boom!
And the sound of the Bang Bang Lady’s voice is the same scratchy sound the emergency room will be filled with later tonight when the doctor has to scrape the burnt skin from your nalgas after your stupid ass tries to light a firework out of your b-hole. Now that’s hawwwwwt!
via The Daily What