Friday, June 17th 2011
Bethanie Mattek-Sands Is Definitely A Woman Who Loves Balls On Her Body
One would expect nothing less from a woman who has anointed herself as "The Lady Gaga of Tennis." 26-year-old tennis player Bethanie Mattek-Sands glided into a pre-Wimbledon party in London last night wearing a dress made for her by one of Caca's designers using neon fuckery, butchered tennis balls and Seventh Generation coffee filters. This is what you would call tennis ball machine bukkake. I love it. But I'm only making that declaration because Bethanie looks like she's being attacked by giant leach Peeps.
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One would expect nothing less from a woman who has anointed herself as "The Lady Gaga of Tennis."
Someone has low self-esteem.
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Actually one of her weaker ensembles, but the sport needs her personality. For those who want to hate on her, she is the highest ranked American woman after the Williams Sisters.
I want to smash it with a racket. If that was the idea, then it's a WIN!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I love a wacky costume, but I'm a seamstress who also makes corsets and this is terribly made. The designer clearly doesn't hold her in high esteem.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
Mattek-Sands cracks me up. She wears colorful band-aids on her face while playing tennis. She and her husband travel to tennis events in a pickup with their big-ass dogs. She isn't at the very top of the game, but she makes it into a few rounds of all the major tournaments. If this is the way she gets noticed and makes money in a sea of tennis players that don't win many tournaments but stays in them, more power to her. I LOVE all the crazies and drama on the women's side. Marion Bartolli should definitely be HSOTD at some point. That bitch is crazy!
Ooops.
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Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar....what is going on with those feet and cankles?
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What an asshole. I'm 26...she looks like she could be my mom.
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:45am.
FAULT!!!!
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loooooool
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:50am.
She's quite a beauty: http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/mattek-gold.jpg
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WHOA! She looks like a middle-aged tranny.
needs more cowbell.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Isn't she a little too big, thick and soft to be a pro tennis player? Just sayin'....
And I will go along with the rest of the crowd and say if she's stating she is 26, she's a fucking liar.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Aren't tennis players supposed to have nicely toned arms? Hers are twice as big as mine, and I keep mine covered because they're not toned.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
WTF 26!!!? What in earth, is it 46 claiming to be 26 the new trend? or are they really 26 year old meth-heads?
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
What in the hi-lighter hell?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'd be impressed if she wore the dress while playing.
What. The. Fuck.
lol @ cuppy's link
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:50am.
She's quite a beauty: http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/mattek-gold.jpg
Oh lawd. That is um...different. Looks like she and Tori Spelling have the same boob surgeon.
I give this outfit a million stars. The top looks like it could double as a lifejacket, so points for practicality. The entire wtf-ness of the skirt and beige stuff .. and the brilliant thing on her head pulling it all together .. just perf!
*tennis clap*
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Why would you want to be the caca of anything...?
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You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..
Who? No ma'am on the heinous "dress" BUT I would WURQ! the hell outta those shoes!
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I can almost feel the lace slipping off cuz of the bass...I can tell that's what you're trippin on
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She's quite a beauty: http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/mattek-gold.jpg
It's the beige details that make it so classy.
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"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy" - H. L. Mencken
FAULT!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
The world's shittiest DIY prom dress.
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twerk those stumps!
what is it?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Blake Lively, this is your future.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
She's obviously compensating.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Um...I like her shoes. The dress is fug.
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"Would you like a jelly baby?"
Even Gaga's going "WTF???"
And if this bitch is 26, I'm still a fetus.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
lady gaga is totally gonna steal this look...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Is she on the seniors circuit?
Wanna hear Raul's Martina Navratilova impression?
"My balls are fuzzy and they itch." Thank you ever much, we'll be here all week.
George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded
Harpo, who dis dipshit?
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Well that outfit looks like total shit. How can she NOT see this?
WTH?? She looks like she fell into a vat of highlighter.
Trying too hard: you're doing it right.
lol
you know you are fucked creatively-speaking when you aspire to be the Lady CaCa of your turf. Plagiarizing a plagiarist is not the look.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Hmmm. WHO??
Someone hand me a tennis-racket so i can backhand this yellow mess over the net into the wilderness?
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Tennis players are hot. And I love it when they wear crazy outfits, especially on the court. Yes, tennis players are my favorite sports crushes.
If a person wants to be the Lady Gaga of Anything, that's a pretty bad sign. Has "attention-whoring" made it's way into the DSM yet?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Not enough neon.
dang dykes can never dress their dangselves!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What an attention whoring, fucking idiot. I'm so sick and tired of this kind of crap.