NBC Turned Down Wonder Woman
After NBC singed millions of childhoods when they debuted the new Wonder Woman costume that looked like something you'd pull out of a red dot discount bin the day after Halloween at a pop-up mini-mall costume store that changes back into an abandoned space in November, they have decided to not put that shit on TV screens. After all the energy we spent dropping bitch-laced bombs at this mess, NBC is denying us the right to make fun of the costume every single week! It's like we stretched out our cunt muscles for nothing. I could've spent that time perfecting the Fleshlight attachment for my blow dryer.
Entertainment Weekly said that test audiences weren't really into David E. Kelley's idea of Wonder Woman as a powerful CEO who crime fights at night and has real lady problems. Just picture Wonder Woman crying into a bowl of raw cookie dough as Vonda Shepard sings a torch song. NBC also had their doubts about the costume. When the Internet ripped it into a million pieces, the costume department tried to fix it, but it wasn't enough.
My feelings about this news are separating like the titty sacks on Adrianne Palick's chest. Part of me is sad about this, because the Wonder Woman reboot had all the makings of a gorgeous disaster that would fill the "so shitty, it's pretty" void left by Spy Girls. But the other part of me is happy about this, because it would've hurt my soul every week to see Wonder Woman resemble a third-tier Craigslist stripper who threw together a busted WW costume to wear to a nerdboy's birthday party in his parent's unattached garage.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:44pm.
I'd rather watch a remake of Flipper.
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Even if they stick a dorsal fin on Ashton Kutcher and give him the starring role?
I'd rather watch a remake of Flipper.
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Her chesticle implants are hard to look at. But I'm still looking tho. The costume *bleech*
That costume is horrible. This crapfest never had a chance.
The Charlie's Angels 2011 reboot will probably have the same fate......
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 12:22pm.
They should just play reruns of the original. You can't improve on a classic. What next, a remake of Golden Girls?
@Bunny, you know that's probably on their list to develop at some point. They'd probably try to get Betty White to play some relative of the new Rose Nylund too.
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Now, can you just air the Lynda Carter version?!
Also that girl just isn't pretty enough to be Wonder Woman...sure she's 'cute' and has a sexy girl next door appeal...but I don't believe her as a goddess, they needed like a young Catherine Zeta Jones or young Charisma Carpenter type, somebody who looks strong but has a very classically pretty face...not a cute girl with a baby face and lazy eye
This chick was way too cute to be in a costume this dumb anyway.
You know, I watched the old Lynda WW pilot the other day, and she was PERFECT. Not only was she gorgeous, but she looked strong and fit. It didn't look ridiculous when she started carrying a guy around. You won't find THAT among starlets now.
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Thank God, this is the best news I've heard all day. Seriously.
They should just play reruns of the original. You can't improve on a classic. What next, a remake of Golden Girls?
Shit, her implants look like they're ready to burst.
Ugh, look at how her boobs are being squished. Was a costume that FIT too hard?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 12:00pm.
@Momus..I'm pretty sure she was invisibly texting on her invisible Iphone when the accident occurred. And they had better call the K-9 unit out because I'm sure I could smell invisible weed emanating from her invisible glove compartment..
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True. Has anyone considered how ridiculous it must look to see someone sitting about two feet above road surface while moving along the road with the flow of traffic?
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@Momus..I'm pretty sure she was invisibly texting on her invisible Iphone when the accident occurred. And they had better call the K-9 unit out because I'm sure I could smell invisible weed emanating from her invisible glove compartment..
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:56am.
Bawwahhhhaaaa I'm still laughing from the costume.
BTW, I'm a stockbroker by in the AM, a college prof in the afternoon, an internet gazillionaire in the early evening & a crime fighting ninja at nite.
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Bawwahhhhaaaa I'm still laughing from the costume.
BTW, I'm a stockbroker by in the AM, a college prof in the afternoon, an internet gazillionaire in the early evening & a crime fighting ninja at nite.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:40am.
She better be cuffed by a female cop or else she will lose her superpowers.
http://www.superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id...
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Excellent!!! {in Mr.Burns' voice}
Invisible vehicles are a f*cking liability..
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Sadly, we won't be able to see her boob-tops undulating in slow motion when she gives chase...
So much porn on the internet now that the days of jiggle-tv being exciting ended during the carter administration.
@Momus...If I don't see tail lights, it's not my responsibility if I hit her vehicle. She should get it inspected. And the cops get involved the first thing they are gonna want to see is license and registration. Good luck with that invisible county sticker on your invisible windshield and good luck using invisible documents in court Ms WW. Those handcuffs shes gonna be wearing are gonna be very real....
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:31am.
@Momus..The more you think about it the more questions arise. Hollywood script writers are irresponsible at best. Don't they ever consider the consequences of their story lines...?
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@Momus..The more you think about it the more questions arise. Hollywood script writers are irresponsible at best. Don't they ever consider the consequences of their story lines...?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:25am.
How would she even prove that her vehicle had been damaged?
It would not be appropriate for her to give you her insurance info using invisible ink, though.
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@Momus...If I rear ended her vehicle in a traffic accident (because I didn't see her invisible tail lights) would it be appropriate to exchange my insurance details written with invisible ink on invisible paper..?
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LOL@ "real lady problems" Does she get her period in the middle of meeting or something?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:19am.
Does she have a pilot's license and how would she get clearance to land? Would her invisible plane even show up on the air traffice controller's radar?
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@Momus...Does her invisible vehicle have seat-belts. If she got pulled over would she get a ticket if she hadn't buckled up. How would you prove it ? If I were a traffic cop and I pulled her over I would just let her go with a warning coz the paperwork would be be horrendous...
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How horrendously bad does crap have to be for NBC to turn it down? I think the planet just dodged a huge shit bullet.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:04am.
I wonder what the property tax is on an invisible vehicle...? And what about parking ? She must have to garage it, coz people would be hitting it all the time. Her car insurance premiums must be thru the roof, I bet Geico loves her....
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Methinks that WW is more of an esurance type.
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Least we not forget scratch and dent...When she takes her vehicle to Maaco how do they match the color ? Do they hold up a pane of glass and say "is this the color you are looking for"..?
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This is good news.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:58am.
God- is there even one still from this piece of shit that looks half-decent?
Haha. Word.
I wonder what the property tax is on an invisible vehicle...? And what about parking ? She must have to garage it, coz people would be hitting it all the time. Her car insurance premiums must be thru the roof, I bet Geico loves her....
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PSL, I can only hope!!! :P
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They missed the boat on this one years ago when they passed up the chance to develop it around Charisma Carpenter. She had the bod, she had the humor, she had the charm.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:56am.
The whole concept of this storyline was ridiculous & farfetched to begin with. What woman has the energy to go out and fight crime at night after working all day? I sure as hell don't.
Yup. David E. Kelley takes his orders from his wife, who's a Hollywood feminist. I bet she pushed him to do it.
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80s flashback: Under the Milky Way
GOOD.
One less shitty program on TV. though I am sure they will find some shitty "Reality" to replace it.
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I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
God- is there even one still from this piece of shit that looks half-decent?
The whole concept of this storyline was ridiculous & farfetched to begin with. What woman has the energy to go out and fight crime at night after working all day? I sure as hell don't.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:32am.
I can't take this Wonder Woman seriously when she runs with her hands like that.
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I'd so watch that!!!
@Momus...Hollywood script writers are as transparent as WW's invisible 72 Ford Pinto..
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lol, I think we have something to do with this,
now we need to attack the new batman movie so that boring Anne Hathaway can never become catwoman!
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:39am.
@Momus...Now why are we not writing scripts for Hollywood...?
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@Momus...Or she could start her own local furniture moving business. Being as she has super human strength loading and unloading her her invisible tractor trailer wouldn't be a problem...
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@Momus...Now why are we not writing scripts for Hollywood...?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:34am.
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Hmmmmmmm. WWExpress. Could work.
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@momus..Being as she could conjure up invisible vehicles, being a courier/delivery person certainly isn't a bad idea. don't have to deal with traffic or gas prices and certainly no dead distributor caps in the middle of BFE to deal with...and a lot less perturbing than the crap she would have to put up with as a copper...
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Deney Terio sued Merv for millions, alleging sexual harassment. The case was dismissed, but who is to say it wasn't really without merit? Griffin was an extremely wealthy and powerful man who was a total queen (Eva Gabor was his beard).
Check this out:
http://www.signorile.com/2007/08/merv-griffins-dangerous-closet.html
From the reliable-when-I-want-it-to-be wikipedia:
"Two same-sex palimony and sexual harassment lawsuits in 1991 brought questions about Griffin's sexuality to national prominence. In 1991, Griffin was hit with both a $200 million palimony lawsuit by former 'secretary/driver/horse-trainer/bodyguard' Brent Plott, and an $11.3-million sexual harassment lawsuit from Dance Fever host Deney Terrio; both suits were ultimately dismissed with prejudice (the Plott claim after Griffin filed a countersuit).[18] A 2006 article in Rolling Stone magazine by John Colapinto stated:
'Merv does not refute the underlying implication in both cases: that he is gay. Nor does he admit to it. Instead, he mentions the high-profile relationship that he began with actress Eva Gabor at the time of his legal troubles. They were photographed everywhere: Atlantic City, La Quinta, Hollywood premieres. Griffin says that they discussed marriage, and he parries any direct questions about his sexual orientation. 'You're asking an eighty-year-old man about his sexuality right now!', he cries. 'Get a life!'"