The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 9th!

May 10, 2011 / Posted by:

“I’m sorry for speeding, officer, but you know how angry Kristie Alley gets if I don’t come immediately when summoned!” – WhiskeyTango

Runners-up:

But officer, it IS mayo running down my leg. – El Bastardo

Robert Patrick takes notes for his latest role in Terminator 5: Jared’s Revenge. – Jill-The-Ripper

DWD…DRIVING WHILE DELICIOUS!!!!!! – fuqwheat

via The Daily What

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