Open Post: Hosted By Live To Dance’s First Victim
January 5, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Just because Paula Abdul acts like she has a permanent concussion, doesn’t mean you should knock your head against the stage to get on her level. That throbbing unicorn knot can’t feel good. On the other hand, if you’re going to fall on your head, you might as well do it in the presence of Paula Abdul since she’s always got a fentanyl pop or two in her bra.
via Warming Glow
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com