Just because Paula Abdul acts like she has a permanent concussion, doesn’t mean you should knock your head against the stage to get on her level. That throbbing unicorn knot can’t feel good. On the other hand, if you’re going to fall on your head, you might as well do it in the presence of Paula Abdul since she’s always got a fentanyl pop or two in her bra.
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