The name Sydney Dalton was a trending topic on Twitter yesterday because of a YouTube video she uploaded of her and two friends committing a Justin Bieber poster MASSACRE! BIEBERCIDE! And with that, Sydney Dalton became every Justin Bieber fan’s greatest enemy (next to a Flowbee). As Sydney ripped up Justin’s face, his fans cried hurtful tears which evaporated into their skin and turned into RAGE as it entered their bloodstream. And they blew out their rage on Sydney all over YouTube.
You know how an army of Beliebers risked spending the rest of their lives in a prison playpen by threatening to murder Kim Kardashian? They did the same thing to Sydney. And I spent way too much time today watching all of their responses. I will share two with you.
This one is from a girl who way too sophisticated for me. She tells Sydney that if she ever sees her on the street she will hit her in the fucking face with a full wine bottle….CORK AND ALL (she later apologized, sort of).
Fancy, right? When I was her age, I probably would’ve threatened to hit someone in the fucking face with an Orbitz bottle or maybe an empty wine cooler. But definitely not straight up wine. It still makes me sad, though, because kids these days don’t respect booze. I mean, they are willing to waste it by hitting someone in the fucking face. Sad.
Here’s the one which has a very special surprise guest at the end.
She’s totally making a Sydney Dalton poster to rip up.