Big Brother Is Watching You…..Jerk It In The Shower

August 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Why not spend the next minute-and-a-half watching Lane, the big hot bag of dumb on Big Brother, bust all kinds of various restrained Ofaces while massaging his wang in the shower. This magical live feed moment is brought to you by Jezebel who says that right before Lane’s shower date with himself, the dudes were sharing fuck stories with each other. So that probably gave Lane an urge to purge his peen.

I love how Lane is trying to be all slick by poking at his ears and nose to take the focus off the party going down below. Please, Lane should not act like he’s cleaning the wax out of his ear holes when we know very well he’s really focused on cleaning the jizz out of peen hole.

You know, this clip doesn’t feel the same without Julie Chen popping in to say, “But first, Lane is going fuck himself.” Julie should be on call 24/7 for important situations like this.

Tags: Big Brother

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