Drew Carey Lost The Chunk

July 29, 2010 / Posted by:

On the left is Drew Carey back in January of this year, and on the other side is Larry King Drew last night at a CBS event in Beverly Hills. Drew tells UsWeekly that he pulled some John Goodman shit by losing almost 70lbs in just a few months. Drew also said that once he cuts the excess skin off his body, he will throw it in the blender with some Crayons and make it into liquid eyeshadow to spread on Mimi’s beautiful lids.

The National Enquirer reported a few months ago that Drew was trying to lose weight by injecting himself appetite-suppressants, but he claims he dropped the fat by watching this video on a loop. No, he said he lost it the Star Jones way: DIET & EXERCISE! Drew said that thanks to a cardio program, he is now diabetes free! Drew said, “My fiancee has a 5-year old, and wow, I’d love to see him graduate. I’d love to be able play with him without getting tired, enjoy my life and watch him grow.

Who knew that when you peeled several layers off of Drew Carey, you’d find Pat O’Brien’s long lost brother underneath! Seriously, I’m almost expecting Drew to ask me if I want to get some coke and hire some strippers. The answer is yes, by the way.

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