The Big Screen Return Of Pee-Wee

Everybody masturbate into a tub of popcorn while screaming REAL LOOOOOOUUUUD, because Pee-Wee Herman is cumming back to movie theaters. And this time he’s going to keep his mecca hiney ho in his pants. I think.

Judd Apatow (the dude who directed Knocked Up & The 40-Year-Old Virgin) tells Variety that he is producing a brand new Pee-Wee movie which will be co-written by Paul Reubens and Paul Rust. Judd said, “Let’s face it, the world needs more Pee-wee Herman. I am so excited to be working with Paul Reubens — who is an extraordinary and ground-breaking actor and writer. It’s so great to watch him return with such relevance.”

Judd approached Paul Reubens about the idea of a new movie after watching his sold-out Pee-Wee stage show in Los Angeles.

So this means that we’re also getting the triumphant return of Miss Yvonne, Dottie and Hermit Hattie! Are you taking notes Paul Squared, because these three bitches need to be in that shit.

And just for record keeping purposes, here’s a portrait of Miss Yvonne today. Don’t act like you don’t want to see her in IMAX 3D.