Open Post: Hosted By A Snake

June 9, 2010 / Posted by:

During an interview for that Grown Ups movie, Salma Hayek nearly stabbed Maya Rudolph to death with her stilettos when she tried to jump away from a snake slithering on the ground. Salma gave us a “Maury, I’m Scared of Peaches!!!!” moment!

Salma and Maria Bello were jumping away as if Jon Gosselin just pulled his pants down in front of them.

You know, I don’t blame Salma though. Snakes suck at seeing, so there’s a good chance it mistook her world-saving chichis for two curled up mongooses. Better to act the fool and be safe than end up in the emergency room after a snake bit your nipple off.

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