What’s worse than filming your kids in the backseat while driving? Breaking your little son’s heart into a zillion pieces by telling him he’s not a single lady. To think, in 15 years, that boy would’ve become an overnight internet sensation and ruler of the Glittery Gays of YouTube. But thanks to his asshole dad, that boy will never put his hands up to a Beyonce song again.
And homegirl in the middle doesn’t want to have anything to do with her father’s dream-killing ways.