Jesse James Needs A Lobotomy

March 19, 2010 / Posted by:

If Jesse James stuck his unprotected dick in a pile of crack whore shit while getting done in the ass by a grenade held by a gorilla with carpal-tunnel, it would’ve been a better decision than fucking on this gutter skank pig. Not only is Bombshell McGee going to be known as Jesse James’ biggest mistake, but her nickname is going to replace the word trash. And let’s all take out the Bombshell to the nearest dumpster. Jesse, pack your shit, because you’re coming to.

TMZ got their hands on these charming pictures of Bombshell McGee posing as some kind of morning-shift Nazi prostitute. Mel Gibson just downloaded the entire set to his cell phone.

If this picture doesn’t make you want to exchange your tainted eyeballs for a pair of fresh new ones, the rest of this piece of trash’s story will. Radar obtained court documents from Bombshell’s divorce and custody battle with her ex-husband Ronald Shane Modica. Yes, Bombshell is a mother to two children. Suddenly OctoMom’s horns have magically turned into a gold halo.

Ronald alleges in the documents that Bombshit is a white supremacist who has a magnet on her refrigerator that spells out “white power.” And I don’t think she’s referring to the international treasure that is Betty White.

The documents also state that Bombskank regularly makes the Nazi salute and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach. One of her sons, Elijah, is Jewish and she thinks it’s a barrel of fucking laughs when she makes the Nazi salute. Bombwhore also strips under the name “Avery,” which is her other son’s name. Ronald adds in his declaration, “I believe that Michelle is mentally ill and should be in the care of a therapist which the court ordered her to see, but she refuses to do so. She is supposed to take medication for bi polar disorder but she doesn’t.”

Suddenly, we now know why Cinnabun keeps quitting Jesse James. Could you look at someone who humped on this landfill?

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