Goodbye To The Rabid Possum

March 11, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum has been MIA for a while now, but I have been making pathetic excuses for its absence. I refused to believe the tragic truth, but it looks like it’s finally time to say goodbye. It’s really the end of an era, which kind of feels like the end of a bowel movement.

Hopefully, one of us will cross paths with Kate’s rabid possum in the future. Make sure to wink at it if you see it going through your trash cans early in the morning. And throw it a half-smile when you run into it in the waiting room of your therapist’s office. It will be there a lot. We must never forget.

Here’s the former Queen of the Possums showing off her new hair in NYC last night. Apparently, it took them 7-hours to give her a helmet version of Carol Channing’s glorious mop. Yes, 7 HOURS! Supercuts could’ve made her look like “a Southern 40-something divorcee who is forced to work as a hair salon receptionist” in about 10-minutes.

Tags: Possum Head, The Gosselins

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