Chicken Cutlets On RuPaul’s Drag Race!

And I’m not talking about the kind of chicken cutlets you slip in your brasserie to make your chesticles look as succulent as Johnny Weir’s ass cheeks. No, thee one and only Phoebe Price took some time out from posing in grocery stores to shoot a segment for the #1 rated show in Heaven, RuPaul’s Drag Race. Emmy voters, make yourself a plate and take note!

The Hot Babe of the Millennium, along with Alec Mapa, were special “celebrity” (chicken will never taste the same again if you laugh at that) contestants on a game show called The Snatch Game, which is also the name of Gerard Butler’s favorite pastime.

The Snatch Game of course was a play on Match Game, and the queens had to channel their celebrity of choice. You know, when the camera first landed on PP’s poultry pretty face, I thought she was Pandorra Boxx as a newly divorced Ariel who was trying to make ends meet as a Knott’s Berry Farm saloon dancer.

PP still did us proud. And her talents never fail to astound me. I mean, who knew she could pose, flex her cutlets and talk at the same time.

And Brit Brit Spears can now fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a full-time taste taster at Frito-Lay, because Tatianna has proven that can easily slip into her bayou weave and take her place. Not even the most skeptical Cheeto would know the difference.