Pamela Anderson will follow up her perfume tour of the Rite-Aids of Pennsylvania by shaking her titty bags in the new season of Dancing for with the Has Beens! That’s what Radar says anyway. The other contestants and dancers better update all their shots just in case. Except you, Mop Head.
A source says that Pamela and the producers have already agreed as to how much money they are going to leave on her nightstand. The deal is done! The source added, “Pam is thrilled and so is the show. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea.”
The truth is, that tired show needs a fragile flower like Pamela to class it up a bit. This could be entertaining. Think of all the wardrobe malfunctions. There will be nipple slips, labia slips, ass lip slips…etc. The only thing that won’t slip out is her dignity. And they better install a stripper pole on stage and a KY kiosk backstage to make Pamela feel more at home.