In a rumor that was probably birthed in the men’s bathroom of a publicist’s office, Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler mouth fucked in the kitchen after they presented together at the Golden Globes, and then spent the rest of the night doing an impersonation of The Bunker Twins. This is what a source with spying eyes tells Page Six:
“After they presented, they were drinking Moet backstage. At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night. They definitely seemed very couple-y. Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies.”
If you take a ShamWow to that quote and gently wipe the bull feces splatters off, it will read: “The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler hits theaters March 10th!”
Okay, okay, okay, I totally believe that they did touch tongues in the kitchen. That’s how Gerard Butler greets everyone! It’s his way. Although, I’m sure it got kind of weird for the kitchen staff when Jennifer Aniston pulled Gerard’s pants down and started to give him a handjob with a turkey baster.