Coker Face

December 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman’s make-up artist must have been going for the “Lindsay Lohan look” when they did her up for the Nine premiere last night. The Ice Queen will turn someone’s dick into an icicle for this!

Actually, now that I think about it, that’s probably not powder at all. Nicole just frosted over again.

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