Kate Gosselin Wants Child Support

October 9, 2009 / Posted by:

No, your prayers that Jon & Kate get sucked into a gateway to hell have not yet been answered. They are still roaming the earth, and they are still fighting like they are on a Chinatown bus in San Francisco. Seriously, The Fight Queen of Muni needs to drop kick both of these foolios.

Anyway, Kate has filed papers claiming that she needs both spousal and child support since Jon cleared their joint account of over $200,000. Kate took Jon to court earlier this week for snatching the cash, but the hearing date was pushed back after the judge’s wife died. So now she’s going to after him another way. Kate’s lawyer told People, “She needs relief in light of the draining of substantial marital assets in violation of the arbitrator’s decision that the money should be used only for specific purposes.” A hearing has been set for Tuesday.

It sounds to me like Kate needs to pull an Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale and hold an “Everything Must Go” yard sale. I’m sure there’s plenty of mid-life crisis-having ex-frat boys who would love to buy Jon’s old embroidered button-down shirts, studded jeans, empty bottles of Axe body spray and Ed Hardy ass lip clamps.

And this is what Sethe from Beloved thinks about this whole situation (WARNING: You might want to use the facilities and put on a diaper before watching):

You see what the Gosselins do to Oprah?!

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