This Is Hypnotizing

August 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I don’t know if it’s the music from a 1980s cult orientation video or the fat lumpy winking asses, but this video has got me completely mesmerized. I think I might be winkmatized! Anyway, let me snap out of it! This is a video for a revolutionary (not really) pair of pants that makes your ass wink, quack or click.

Somewhere in the world, Kim Kardashian is pfft-ing at this, because you know her ass can already wink, quack, do Morose Code, catch a football from 100 yards away and sing the Star Spangled Banner on key. Bitch’s ass is smarter than her.

Not only will Winkers make you look like a complete ass (and make your ass look like an ass), but it will also keep skeezers away! If your nalgas are just so tantalizing that creepers keep grabbing it without permission, slip on a pair of Winkers and you’ll never have that problem again! They will be so confused, scared and creeped out that they will run the other way! Or they will be completely hypnotized by your winking butt cheeks that you can get them to do whatever you want. They will be putty in your ass!

VIA The Frisky

Tags: This Belongs In A Museum

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