Hot Slut Of The Week: Jane Velez-Mitchell

July 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Birthday: September 29, 1956
Age: 52
Birth Name: Jane Velez-Mitchell

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 30, 2009
Claim to Fame: Jane has been a TV shouter (aka commentator) on every damn network from KCAL in L.A. to E! to Court TV.

Where is she now? Jane has her own show on HLN called ~~Hair~~ Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell!

Why is she HS of the Week? The dyke mullet! Durrr. And Jane is a former boozehound, who yaps about it all the time. So she gets major points for that She’s also an open gayelle (just call her Jane Velezzie-Mitchell!). Do you think she’s ever scissored Nancy Grace after both of them had too many Mud Slides at TGI Fridays?

Below is a clip of Jane in action. I’m not sure what she’s saying, because ears are temporarily out of service due to all her shouting. But the bitch knows how to point! That’s a strong finger there! I bet she finger bangs like a motherfucker!

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