What’s So Funny?!

June 24, 2009 / Posted by:

As many of you hos already know, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina held a press conference today where he admitted that he lied to his staff and wife after he disappeared for 5 days. Gov. Marky said he was hiking along the Appalachian Trail for 5 days, when in fact he was hiking all over his Argentinean mistress’ coochie in Buenos Aires!!! Yeah, yeah, same old story. All politicians are sluts. There’s plenty of willing peen in politics! Wait…. Maybe I’m in the wrong field…

Anyway, Gov. Marky laid it on thick today. Dude went on and on and on and on and on….and on. At one point, he pulled out that raw emotion and went for the gold! Unfortunately for Marky, his thunder was snatched by the bitches in the background! Look at the hos on the left! Those bitches are smiling like they are posing for their 4th grade class pictures! You can see the sunshine beaming out of their mouths! I was waiting for them to break into a hurricane of LOLs. The chick in the front is probably giving us a frozen smile, because if she doesn’t, she would seriously laugh until she queefed her insides out. While he’s breaking down, she’s having a happy party on the inside! Bitch is hot.

Just for the record, I’d take a Chinatown bus all the way to Argentina and let him hit it. WELL!

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