Why Can’t The Internet Just Let Kanye Be Great?

A video for Gay Fish’s new single “Paranoid” seeped onto the internet a day or two ago without the creator’s air kiss of approval. In the leaky video, Alien Princess RiRi dreams about dancing all sessy-like in a “Meet Local Singles” commercial and then she drives off in some martian car. But erase all of that from your head, because this is not what Kanye wanted and he’s ANGRRRRRRY. This is the little message he left on his blog today:

IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT’S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. HERE’S SOME SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE REAL VIDEO

You know what the biggest problem about Kanye’s signature CAPS are? I never really know when he’s “bunny kicking” mad? Maybe when Kanye really has the rage in him, he can up his font size, color it red or make it blink. You know, so we know.

When I first started read his blog his CAPS used to make me spank myself with a wet spatula, because I felt like I had done something baaaaad. But it doesn’t have that effect on me anymore and I miss it.