Open Post: Hosted By Broke Down Hogan
March 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
A statewide warning should have been issued to the entire state of Florida when Brooke Hogan spread her sausage thighs and unleashed her crotch of horror at Calle Ocho in Miami. Luckily, everyone survived. Well, except for that pole. Rest in peace, pole…. It’s sad that it’s last memories are of Brooke rubbing her ‘gina jerky lips all over it.
While Brooke jiggled her pole on the pole, Hulk Hogan jizzed in his pants in the audience. I’m sure he’s seen this act a trillion times. Every Christmas, Brooke probably entertains her family with this charming number. Right before they open their presents, Brooke opens her creamed beef box. I can’t!
In the third thumbnail below, the dude sitting down says it all.
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