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February 27, 2009 / Posted by:

With Evel Knievel finally out of the limelight his estranged brother “Boll Weevil” Knievel debut’s his human slingshot stunt – across the midway with a safe landing inside Tori Spelling’s cavernous cleavage. – perky


The new wax statue of Leona Helmsley isn’t nearly as annoying but definitely just as offensive. – pandasoup

Confused with his astronaut days, John Glenn doesn’t understand why he can’t get this thing out of first gear. – Vern

He finally found a way to keep those damn kids off his lawn. – Team Valtrex


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