The Second Coming
Is there anything international supermodel Phoebe Price can’t do? She’s the greatest supermodel in the world, a box office superstar, a voice over artist, an anti-Chanel activist, a poster child for sexy chickens everywhere and she even has a line of candles that melt into lotion! PP has now added headband designer to her resume! At first I thought she was wearing Z Gallerie curtain tiebacks inspired by Jesus’ crown of thorns.
Chicken Cutlets’ line of headbands, cleverly called “Phoebe Price,” are sold exclusively at The Dollar Tree H. Lorenzo in Beverly Hills. You better drop that fucking french toast sammy and run over to H. Lorenzo now! This shit will be sold out by this afternoon because PP is going to buy them all herself. And I want one of those present decorations in every color!
Since we’re on the subject of cutlets, PP recently took time out from bedazzling ribbons to talk to Instinct Magazine. Here are a few quotes. I’ll let them speak for themselves:
PP on why she should guest star on Ugly Betty: “ I’ve lived all over the world for the last four years. I lived in South Africa, Milan and Greece. And in Milan, I fell in love with fashion. I’m trying to stay away from reality TV though, although I’ve had four offers this week!”
PP on her worst fashion fuck-up: “Under my short dresses, I do wear underwear, but sometimes the thong string is really, really small. And a lot of people say, ‘She said she doesn’t do nude or topless, and now she’s showing her butt everywhere!’ So I’ve learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. Lately I’ve had the worst time with my dresses flying up when I’m wearing a nude thong! Two years ago, I could walk around naked underneath my stuff and no one cared, and it’s like, now I have to wear underwear!”
PP on fame: “Well I’ve always thought I was famous in my own mind! I figured I could do it a little bit differently than everyone else. I’ve kind of got the fame side of it first, and now I’m able to turn it around to show people you can actually become a movie star or anything that you set your mind to. You can always do it.“
The last quote really explains it all. Truly inspiring.
Here’s more of PP looking like a sexy plate of saffron noodles and chicken cutlets while hawking headbands at H. Lorenzo in Beverly Hills yesterday.
