Tommy Girl Wants “Big Hands”

Tommy Girl makes a cameo in the upcoming “Tropic Thunder” and Ben Stiller told Elle Magazine (via MSNBC) that Tommy had some specific thoughts about his character.

Ben said, “Tom said… ‘I want to play the studio guy. I want to dance, and I want to have big hands.’ I’d never thought about the size of a character’s hands, ever. …Tom was doing this little dance, and I was like, ‘This is insane. If this thing was on YouTube, it would be all over the world. It would be a crazy screensaver.’ ”

There’s a simple explanation for this, of course. Tommy Girl asked for “bigger hands” because his baby gerbil fist isn’t enough for John Travolta’s hungry hole anymore. Johnny needs a watermelon. When Ben Stiller agreed, Tommy did his “horny alien dance” because he knew his bigger hands would make Johnny’s hole slobber like a panting Mastiff on a hot summer’s day.