God Arrested For Selling Coke

June 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Of course, not thee God. Thee God doesn’t sell coke on corners or make house calls! He makes bitches come to him. Anyway, a dude named God Lucky Howard was arrested near a Church in Tampa, FL for allegedly coke. Church?! Well, at least he’s capitalizing on his name. He could easily tell a crackhead, “God wants you to buy this” and he wouldn’t be lying.

God tried to sell coke to two undercover cops. They searched his kingdom and found 22 grams of coke and a scale. He was charged with selling coke and also charged with trying to sell it within 1,000 feet of a holy place. They should have added another charge for having the name GOD.

I blame his parents. Give a child a name like “God Lucky” and his life will be forever fucked. They might as well have named him “Inmate #567-890.”


Thanks Shy

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