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June 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Shauna! Don’t advertise your wares on the damn street like some common hooker! Take out a Craigslist ad like every other respectable prosty. I’m joking! The sophisticated and classy beauty known as Shauna Sand is not for sale because most men cannot afford to park in her elegant box of lucite treasures. You know her shit is made of lucite, Valtrex bits and acrylic nails.

Speaking of her elegant treasures. Shauna slipped a nip! No, I think her nipple literally slipped from where its supposed to be. One look at these pictures and your own nipples will crawl up to your lips and give you a gentle kiss as a thank you for not hurting them the way Shauna has hurt hers.

That being said, Shauna can do no wrong in my eyes. You may see a frankennipple, but I see a beautiful spring daisy.

UPDATE: Click here (NSFW) to see Shauna’s raw and “elegant lucite treasure box.” Actually, don’t click on it. I don’t want to be responsible for what might happen to you.

Tags: Shauna Sand

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