Tommy Girl Always Finds Something To Cry About

May 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.

The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k – $400k on Suri’s wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy’s whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients’ confidentiality.

His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat’s shopping habits. If the store doesn’t comply with Tommy Girl’s order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn’t say the last part.

Please! Suri doesn’t wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.

Source: TMZ

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