File this under: Michael K blogs about anything involving cookies.
Life & Style has pictures of Asshole Simpson and Vagina Wentz’s wedding invitation as well as the parting gift they gave to their guests. Yes, they gave a damn, stupid cookie! When I go to a wedding, I expect to get a plastic swan with a handful of jordan almonds in it. That’s the only reason to go to a wedding. Everyone knows this.
I mean, those poor saps had to sit and watch those two d-bags get married and all they get is an ugly cookie?
Below is a picture of their invitation. You can almost make out their e-mail address. Quick! Send those Nigerian spammers their way!