Phoebe Price Is Fighting Back!

May 14, 2008 / Posted by:

International supermodel, actress and celebrity, Phoebe Price, was on “The Insider tonight to fight back against The National Enquirer for those cellulite pictures they published of her on their cover. PP, wants her fans (aka me and all my personalities) to know that she doesn’t really look like that! She thinks they were doctored! PP and Mischa Barton should start their own organization together, “International Supermodels Against Fake Cellulite.”

PP even posed for The Insider in the same bikini to show her “fans” and the world she doesn’t have a cellulite problem. Chicken Cutlets also promised to wear a thong next time. There goes your lunch! You really didn’t need it.

Wait…I just realized that PP was on National television! Today should be an International holiday! Chicken cutlets for everyone!

I leave you with these stunning pictures of PP posing with her passport and some other crap at LAX yesterday. She’s good at that. She should become a professional passport hand model. Notice the peons in the back! They are stunned by her glamour and beauty or maybe they are just trying to figure out who the hell she is.

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