Don’t Do It, Amanda!

March 9, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that some bitch placed a 911 call claiming Heather Locklear was going to try and off herself. Amanda Woodward would never go down like that. The call was not made from Heather’s house. The fire department and two paramedics were sent to Heather’s Thousand Oaks home yesterday and quickly figured out Heather was fine. They checked out her out and found her to be responsive. They left 10 minutes later.

OH SHIT! I know who was behind this little prank. Allison fucking Parker! That bitch never got over the fact that Billy always wanted Amanda. Always! Get over it Allison! I knew that bitch wasn’t as good as she pretended to be.

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