Another Scientology Baby

March 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Lisa Marie Presley has confirmed to People that she’s knocked up with child number three. This is her first kid with her 4th husband, Michael Lockwood. Lisa has two kids from a previous marriage. It’s a pity she never had a kid with Michael Jackson. Yeah, I guess if you have to fuck in order for that to happen.

Lisa’s rep said, “The couple are incredibly overjoyed.” Just once I’d like to hear a rep say, “It’s a band-aid baby.”

Congrats to Lisa! Yet another Scientology baby will enter the world! They will grow up and rant and rave to us about the dangers of everything. I’m sure Tommy Girl is praying for a boy, so he can arrange a marriage to his Suri Cruise.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >