Katie Holmes Needs To Be Reprogrammed

January 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Oh shit! Tommy Girl better bring the big guns out. He may have to pick up the green phone and place a call to Xenu. You see, Katie Holmes has reportedly stormed out of a Scientology crisis meeting, because she’s had enough. Kate left the meeting, because she was stressed out over the Scientology videos of Tom that leaked and she’s pissed at him for forcing her to make that “Mad Money” crap instead of “The Dark Knight.”

Woman’s Day reports that Katie is feeling the heat over all the Scientology backlash.

If any of this is true, expect Katie to take a long break from Hollywood. She will mysteriously disappear. She will show up a few months later with that same robotic smile and probably a new creepy hairdo. She needs a tune up and that could take a while. Poor Tom. It sucks when your electronics start to break down. It’s like when your toaster gets wonky. You have to smack it a few times to get it back in check.

VIA Celebitchy

Tags: Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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