November 29, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Warning: Smoking may cause the urge to get stupid tattoos and piercings on your face, apply your makeup like a drunken drag queen, and resort to pathetic public acts of attention-seeking. – Madam S.
Yeah that's nice, but the saying is "she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose", not a Pall Mall through a gardener's nose. Dumbasses. – Sweetas