Just A Girl From Utah

 

Lindsay Lohan gave OK! Magazine her first interview out of rehab. Linds checked herself out of the Cirque Lodge in Utah last week, but she's staying in town to receive treatment as an outpatient. She is due to return to Los Angeles this week to start filming "Dare to Love." She says as soon as she's wrapped that up she's coming right back to Utah.

 

Blo said, "I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision."

 

I'm going back to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions."

 

Let me guess Blo? Did White Oprah write that statement for you? Let's just say I'll believe it when I see it.

 

Blo went on to say that Los Angeles has too many temptations. "Tempation is always there. But now I'll avoid it the right way."

"I'm here to stay. My talent is a gift and I'm going to use it."

 

Good luck to you Linds, but temptation is everywhere. Shit, you know Utah is probably Meth capital! Those Mormons need something to do! They are probably so damned bored of not being able to watch TV and having to wear those long underwears all day. Oh wait, is that the Amish? Same thing….just joking!  

 

Let's hope the newly sober Blohan can pick out better movie roles. Damn this bitch chooses real stinkers! Just My Luck?! Georgia Rule?! I Know Who Killed Me?! I'd be hittin' the pipe too if I made all those turkeys back to back!