Look at this dumb dumb. Back in May Lindsay Lohan had an interview for September's Elle Magazine where she told them she would never drink and drive.
"They're looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, 'Oh Lindsay's wasted and driving drunk.' And that's not it. I wouldn't violate….I'm much more responsible than that."
Hmm….Of course Lindsay doesn't drive drunk! People force her to snort coke, put on their pants, down bottles of Jack and chase crazy people through the streets of Los Angeles. People make her do these things!
Here's some other great quotes from Lil' Lindsay:
On Calum Best:
“I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’
Sweetie…honeybear…both of you were most likely high out of your effin minds…so I doubt either of you were capable of deciphering what's deemed as hot.
On the media:
“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”
I know what you can do! Move to Siberia!
On avoiding fame:
“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”
The thing is Lindsay when you drive down Robertson you end up hitting parked cars. True story.
On having pictures of her snatch taken:
“It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that shit – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.”
Lindsay you do a lot of that "grabbing and throwing stuff on." It gets you into trouble!
On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”
On her career aspirations:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”
Is there an Annual Bobby Brown Crackhead of the Year award or something? If there was, Lindsay would def be the one to beat!
On the media:
“If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’ I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She’s my best friend!"
This bitch is really clueless.
Source: Us Weekly