No Talk Of Nuts

July 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

Cisco Adler and his lame band Whitestarr are the subject of a new VH1 reality show called “Rock Life” which premieres August 6th. In the trailer for the show Cisco brags that his band hasn’t really made it, but his love life is excellent. Cisco has been linked to Paris Hilton, Kimbo Stewart and Mischa Barton.

He says in the trailer, “I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and fuck hot bitches.”

The charming Cisco goes on to say, “I’m privileged because my father has money . . . I have that stigma attached. But if I could buy a platinum record, I would have bought it a long time ago.”

Fuck hot bitches? I doubt he gets with them. They probably just want to see the infamous saggy nuts in person. His nuts are like the Grand Canyon. You don’t believe it until you see it up close.

Source: Page Six

Tags: Birthday Sluts, YouTubes

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